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folk-lored adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the sofa, kettle, and water glass possess long-standing legends. Iffany became folk-lored and explained the sofa's history to the empty room. folk-medicined adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every ailment yields to something steeped in a jar. Zamiere became folk-medicined and sent everyone home with imaginary tinctures. folk-metalled adj. Drunk past the point of treating traditional tunes and heavy guitars as one natural musical order. folk-punked adj. Having drunk more than the arrangement can support, and treating loud sincerity as a plan. Jacynda became folk-punked and announced the band's impromptu tour from the smoking area. folk-rocked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an agreeable acoustic rhythm for authority over the evening. Charley-jo became folk-rocked and booked a band for a wedding nobody had mentioned. folk-rockered adj. Loosened by drink into an enthusiast who treats every acoustic chorus as a mandate for action. Abdulbari got folk-rockered and invited the busker to co-sign his renovation plans. folk-wayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a living authority on customs nobody else recalls agreeing to. Jacorey got folk-wayed and corrected the landlord on the proper order of pub greetings. folkboated adj. Emboldened by drink to navigate a small vessel, a narrow doorway, or both without assistance. Orlanda got folkboated and attempted the canal-side shortcut with a mop as a tiller. folkcrafted adj. Slowed by drink to the patient production of an object nobody requested and nobody can identify. Laurn became folkcrafted and spent an hour weaving beer mats into a ceremonial basket. folkdanced adj. Having drunk enough to make the walk home resemble an inherited ceremony with uncertain footwork. folkdomed adj. Drunk and convinced that a personal whim expresses the original character of everyone present. Likhitha got folkdomed and declared the table's refusal of pudding culturally significant. folked (/fəʊkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to a person with no reliable singular. Angiolina was folked by breakfast, answering every question with a committee's view. folkered adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can absorb, and singing to the kettle as though it knew the chorus. Josian spent the evening folkered, serenading the saucepan before locating the sofa. folkgamed adj. You have drunk enough to turn choosing a mug into a traditional contest with elaborate rules. River got folkgamed over the last clean mug and appealed to the household committee. folkhoused adj. Drunk to the point where the ordinary house has become a complete social institution. Alastor was folkhoused, treating the spare room as a civic building with sleeping facilities. folkied adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa cushions as an appreciative audience for traditional songs. Shalexis was folkied, singing to the sofa while the kettle came slowly to the boil.