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folkrighted adj. Drunk enough to assert a customary right to the sofa, the kettle, and the last clean glass. Siba became folkrighted and defended the sofa as though it were ancient property. folksinessed adj. Drunk beyond formality, with the warm domestic confidence of someone offering everyone the same sofa blanket. Orneta became folksinessed and called the kettle an old friend. folksingered adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey between sofa and kitchen acquires a verse. Jazanae got folksingered and composed a refrain about the distance to the tap. folksinginged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes filling a glass of water seem to require a complete traditional performance. Juliette became folksinginged and supplied verses while the kettle boiled. folksonged adj. A drinker who has converted a minor error into oral tradition before correcting it. Ibrohim became folksonged and sang the story of missing the last bus to three strangers. folksonomied adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole bar is collaboratively tagging crisps, regulars and disputed puddings. folkstered adj. The state of being drunk and playing an acoustic version of everything requested, including the bell. folktaled (/ˈfoʊkteɪld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an oral tradition before the pudding arrives. folktronicaed adj. Reduced by drink to mixing a folk refrain with the fruit machine's electronic accompaniment. Merilda got folktronicaed and sang harmonies over the till's warning chime. folkwayed (/ˈfəʊkweɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every pub habit as optional and inventing replacements freely. Majorie went folkwayed and proposed that rounds should proceed by hat colour. folkweaved adj. Emboldened by drink to wear a rough patterned thing as formal evening dress. Khamiyah arrived folkweaved, treating a coarse traditional wrap as suitable for darts. follicle mited adj. Drunk and fussing irritably at the margins, particularly where the eyelashes meet the morning after. follicle staged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening proceeds through distinct phases, each maturing towards poor decisions. Birk went follicle staged, passing from sensible pint to elaborate pool-hall strategy. follicle stimulating hormoned adj. Drunk past the point of moderation, with every small possibility encouraged to develop. Tanajah went follicle stimulating hormoned and gave the barmaid's half-formed scheme a full business plan. follicle-stimulating hormoned adj. Drunk beyond restraint, causing every promising notion in the pub to mature at once. Issabelle got follicle-stimulating hormoned and turned a spare coaster into a campaign manifesto. follicled (/ˈfɒlɪk(ə)ld/) adj. Slowed by drink to examining one small pocket of space as though the pub depended on it. Maedbh became follicled beside the optics, studying a single gap between bottles.