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follitropinned adj. Drunk enough to stimulate every small gathering while mistaking the resulting activity for medical progress. Hildy got follitropinned and encouraged the queue at the kebab shop to reproduce. follow boarded adj. Drunk beyond the point where any pattern remains in the sand, the board, or the explanation.
follow my leadered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement authoritative until the person in front sits down. Elgin became follow my leadered and copied the stranger's dignified retreat towards the toilets. follow onned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating each poor decision as the natural consequence of the last. follow the beed adj. Drunk, with the result that every obvious trick appears to offer a reasonable chance of recovery. Eldrick got follow the beed and wagered his chips on whichever card looked most apologetic. follow the ladied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the missing card seem less important than the lady displaying it. follow the sunned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring continuous service, preferably somewhere the sun is still up. Wilfredo went follow the sunned and began planning drinks across three time zones. follow-me-ladded adj. Drunk on the strength of a curl over one shoulder, which is now regarded as a personal summons. Yeslie became follow-me-ladded and pursued a stranger whose hair had merely caught the light. follow-onned adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding from one consequence to another, chiefly towards the kebab shop. Antoniah became follow-onned and considered the late supper an inevitable constitutional matter. follow-the-leadered adj. Drunk by closing time, and replicating the person ahead until both reach the wrong doorway. Trypp got follow-the-leadered and copied a stranger's careful descent into the flowerbed. follow-throughed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's promises through to their modest and edible conclusion. Viviani was follow-throughed, completing the proposed celebration with toast at half past two. follow-upped adj. Having drunk enough to make a subsidiary action more urgent than the event that prompted it. follow4follow'd adj. You are drunk and exchanging promises of mutual attention with people whose names you cannot retain. followabilitied adj. Of a drinker: easy to lead towards food, provided the route contains no reflective surface. followdayed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the day after tomorrow for a destination and is leaving immediately.
followed (/ˈfɒləʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of striking one conversation cleanly, and sending it after another. Taliesha was followed, sending each new remark after the previous one like a ball across baize.