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followeed (/ˌfɒləʊˈiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the person being watched has noticed, and continuing to monitor their posts in company. Linnette got followeed and inspected a stranger’s holiday photographs while three friends waited for the taxi. follower-shipped adj. Drunk, with the result that you attach yourself to whoever appears most authoritative and bring the table with you. Keaisa got follower-shipped and led four reluctant guests towards a pub none of them had chosen. followered (/ˈfɒləʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes everyone else walk faster, simply to discover whether you can still come after them. followershipped adj. Drunk to a degree that adherence to the loudest person becomes the evening’s governing principle. Latongia grew followershipped and treated Elron’s proposal to leave as an instruction from central government. followinged (/ˈfɒləʊɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an entourage that must explain your movements to people you have just met. Tassie was followinged by six companions, none of whom knew where she intended to go. followspoted adj. Drunk on the strength of being watched, moving through the room as though every step required theatrical lighting. followthroughed adj. Too drunk to abandon a project, particularly one involving the delivery of a sandwich. Quinnten was followthroughed and completed the sandwich order despite forgetting the filling. followupped adj. Having drunk more than the original matter can support, and pursuing its consequences into lunch. Dwala was followupped, still investigating the missing scarf when breakfast had become lunch. folly towered adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing conspicuously above practical considerations while friends discuss removal. Deashia was folly towered, surveying the party from the piano as though built there for ornament. folotsosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically elaborate enough for everyone else to stop asking what is in the glass. Kirsten was folotsosided, offering Condoleezza a drink whose ingredients had ceased to be conversational. folpeted adj. Still drunk, and treating the surrounding conversation as though it were an infestation requiring immediate treatment. Issacc became folpeted and tried to eliminate every repetitive story from the table. folxed (/fəʊksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising your family in the kitchen, while remaining certain they should provide water. folyled adj. Too drunk to remain chemically singular, especially when your companions ask what you have been drinking. Zelda was folyled by dessert and gave Sabah a molecular account of the evening’s mixtures. folylpolyglutamated adj. Sufficiently drunk to become biochemically complicated, requiring several friends to describe what happened. Emmakay folylpolyglutamated the evening, requiring several friends to explain the biochemical aftermath. fomannoxinned adj. Having drunk enough to become a particular fungal toxin in the eyes of everyone sharing the table. Makenley was fomannoxinned, and Count quietly relocated the bread basket beyond conversational range. fomentationed (/fəʊmənˈteɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. You have drunk enough to apply sustained warmth to every grievance, easing none of them.