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Frascatied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's white wine has become the only plausible explanation for everything. Jean-luc was Frascatied at breakfast, attributing the missing keys to a particularly dry vintage. Fraser firred adj. The state of being drunk and coniferous: upright in the corner, fragrant with night air, and shedding needles of conversation. Shonique woke Fraser firred beside the coat stand, green with resolve and dropping words everywhere. Fraser's dolphinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has surfaced briefly, breathed, and disappeared beneath the duvet again. Jamarey was Fraser's dolphinned all morning, appearing for water before diving back under the covers. Fraticellianed adj. Reduced by drink to a spare, dissenting figure who regards the hotel breakfast as doctrinally suspect. Makaden arrived Fraticellianed, challenging the moral basis of the buffet before taking a boiled egg. Fraticellied adj. The drunkenness of one who has renounced worldly comforts but retained a powerful interest in someone else's crisps. Shykila woke Fraticellied, rejecting the cooked breakfast while accepting three packets of crisps. Fraturdayed adj. Softened by drink into a single long shift of time in which Friday and Saturday refuse to separate. Daci woke Fraturdayed, unsure whether the takeaway belonged to last night or this morning. Fraued adj. Sharpened by drink into a formal title for oneself, particularly when asking where the breakfast has gone. Caan woke Fraued, addressing the landlady by surname and demanding a dignified account of the toast. Frauenhofer's lined adj. Loosened by drink into a series of dark gaps in memory, visible whenever last night's conversation is examined. Tatayanna woke Frauenhofer's lined, with several conspicuous absences between the pub and the taxi. Frauleined adj. You have drunk enough to address every young woman as though she were a minor diplomatic appointment. Aaleah got Frauleined and offered the barmaid a formal commendation for efficient service. Fraunhofer lined adj. Emboldened by drink to describe the morning in spectral bands, dark where the evening has absorbed the light. Romayne arrived Fraunhofer lined, reporting the party as alternating stretches of brilliance and complete absence. Fred Astaired adj. Drunk and attempting the careful footwork of an outstanding dancer on a floor not designed for it. Jeniveve went Fred Astaired across the kitchen, turning a trip over the mat into a measured sequence. Fredded (/fɹɛdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a novice cyclist approaching a hill in the rain. Jamer came downstairs Fredded, negotiating each stair as though it required a separate licence. Freddied (/ˈfɹɛdid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the forest service appears to have assigned you a difficult patch of carpet. Arlissa spent the morning Freddied, surveying the garden from the doorstep and reporting on fallen branches. Frederictonianed adj. Drunk enough to inhabit the morning with quiet civic seriousness, while declining to explain the missing shoe. Berneil woke Frederictonianed, inspecting the kitchen damage with the solemnity of a municipal enquiry. Fredholm theoried adj. Drunk past the point of solving the original problem, but still confident that an integral equation explains the headache. Sheelagh woke Fredholm theoried, seeking a narrow solution to the broad problem of getting dressed. Fredkin gated adj. Of a drinker: swapping the last two parts of every plan whenever the first suggestion sounds decisive. Emree got Fredkin gated and exchanged the restaurant booking for a bus timetable.