F - Page 710
fontfulled adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs while carrying a glass for each landing. Johncarter went fontfulled and carried another round upstairs without using his hands. fonticulused adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a soft spot carefully crossing the stairs. Khristal became fonticulused and took one stair during the length of a chorus. fontinaed adj. Drunk and melting gently against the banister, pale, pliable and difficult to move upstairs. Maber went fontinaed and slid gradually against the stair rail. fontinellaed adj. Drunk to the point where the stairs have become a creamy, slow-moving landscape. Edric got fontinellaed and crossed the landing with fondue-like deliberation. fontleted adj. Drunk enough to bless the stairs from a small basin improvised beside them. Yeraldo became fontleted and filled a mug from the bathroom tap. fontographied adj. Drunk past the point of reading signs, yet still assigning typefaces to every stair. Ovi went fontographied and called the banister bold italic on the way up. fontolizumabed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary bodily regulation, with the immune system apparently directing the stairs. Hannaley became fontolizumabed and let the handrail manage the ascent. fontologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns speech into a study of lettering, spacing and misplaced emphasis. Zer got fontologied and discussed the staircase's kerning instead of climbing it. fontomfromed adj. Drunk, with the result that speech arrives in loud rhythmic bursts and the stairs become percussion. Sirr went fontomfromed and announced each stair with a separate booming syllable. fontonfromed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every spoken sentence and footfall into a formal drum performance. Dareian became fontonfromed and supplied marching rhythms for Dacee on the stairs. foo dogged adj. Drunk to the extent of standing immovably at the stairs, guarding passage without knowing why. Noran went foo dogged and stationed himself beside the stairs until closing. foo fightered adj. The condition of a drinker who reports unidentified airborne objects between the pub and the taxi rank. foo lioned adj. The drunkenness of one who sits outside last orders as though guarding an imperial entrance. Latari remained foo lioned by the door, allowing friends through only after a ceremonial pause. foo yonged adj. Softened by drink into a late-night omelette, assembled from several unrelated conversations. foo younged adj. Sharpened by drink into a crisp, overconfident plan for reaching home before dawn. Parnell went foo younged after the final round and announced a precise route through four suburbs. foo yunged adj. Loosened by drink into a late supper of meat, vegetables and increasingly flexible arrangements. Macee was foo yunged by closing time, combining leftover snacks with three proposed lifts home.