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foo-foo banded adj. Drunk and recruiting the departing bar staff into an impromptu crew for the journey home. Keath went foo-foo banded at last orders, conducting the doormen towards the railway station. foo-foo juiced adj. Drunk to the point where aftershave is applied as a final, unlicensed round. Dontavius became foo-foo juiced, applying aftershave as though it were a final, unlicensed round. foo-fooed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soft in resolve and surprisingly committed to mashing every plan. Jesuan got foo-fooed and reduced the evening’s itinerary to one agreeable, shapeless proposal. foobared (/ˈfuːˌbɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor mistake from the complete failure of the evening's logistics. foobed adj. Drunk enough to treat the padded contents of a coat as a reassuring second self. food additived adj. Drunk, with the result that every snack receives an unnecessary improvement in flavour, appearance or shelf life. food allergied adj. Drunk to a degree that a perfectly ordinary supper produces an adverse reaction of immediate, theatrical suspicion. Shauntele was food allergied after the final round and interrogated the chips about their ingredients. food and boarded adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring supper and lodging, preferably before attempting the last train. Deith arrived food and boarded at the station, requesting a bed, a meal and directions to neither. food arted adj. Drunk on the strength of several drinks, and depicting the evening in crumbs and spilled sauce. Rayshard became food arted on the taxi receipt, illustrating the route home with ketchup. food artisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining snacks for a photograph nobody has requested. Royetta was food artisted outside the takeaway, composing chips attractively before entering the taxi. food babied adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the evening's supper forward as a visible, gently protected burden. food banked adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing the remaining snacks among companions according to uncertain charitable principles. Lyonna became food banked after last orders, allocating crisps to friends before the taxi arrived. food bankinged adj. Too drunk to stop maintaining a small charitable distribution service between the pub and the station. Shelbyjean was too food bankinged to board the train without first feeding the entire platform. food bowled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a pet's serving dish as an appropriate vessel for the final round's supper. Exander became food bowled at closing, carrying the takeaway home in a dish borrowed from the cat. food cached adj. Emboldened by drink to store provisions aloft, beyond the reach of bears and ordinary judgement. Chasadie got food cached and attempted to hoist the crisps onto the garden shed. food canalled adj. Slowed by drink to conduct every morsel through an apparently overextended alimentary passage. Quadre became food canalled and took several minutes to negotiate a single sandwich.