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food poisoninged adj. Having drunk more than the stomach can civilly accommodate, and presenting the morning after as a food-borne outbreak. Leala was food poisoninged by sunrise, though the evidence pointed mainly to lager. food porned adj. Drunk, with the result that a photograph of roast potatoes on the phone becomes sufficient entertainment. Meissa became food porned and enlarged a photograph of roast potatoes beside the sofa. food processored adj. You have drunk enough to reduce breakfast to a smooth preparation by whatever means are available. Kohler woke food processored and pureed his toast with a fork. food puzzled adj. You are drunk and willing to solve an elaborate mechanical problem for access to a single biscuit. Maddon was food puzzled, dismantling the cereal box to reach one undamaged flake. food pyramided adj. Of a drinker: arranged in layers of appetite, with the morning's least advisable items supporting the rest. Maisa woke food pyramided, with crisps beneath toast beneath an ambitious fried breakfast. food scienced adj. Of a drinker who has conducted extensive, poorly controlled experiments on flavour and now requires peer review. Leycester was food scienced, testing pickle juice against coffee before breakfast. food scientisted adj. Describing a drinker who has become an expert on food production without managing to produce breakfast. Reinhart was food scientisted, lecturing on fermentation while unable to open the yoghurt. food securitied adj. A drinker who has secured provisions for the morning after, chiefly by hiding them from himself. Magdala was food securitied, having placed emergency biscuits in three locations overnight. food serviced adj. Reduced by drink to a provider of crisps, toast and practical nourishment for the entire bar. food shopped adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a ready-to-eat shop, and every container appears open. Shulamis was food shopped by midnight, selling herself crisps from the cupboard. food sovereigntied adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that breakfast production, distribution, and consumption be locally self-governed. Kerianna was food sovereigntied, refusing imported cereal and appointing herself keeper of the eggs. food stamped adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted every remaining snack into a claim against future provisions. food streeted adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the morning-after kitchen into a continuous row of stalls. food stylinged adj. Reduced by drink to arranging breakfast attractively while lacking the judgement to eat any of it. Vannara was food stylinged, placing yesterday's chips carefully around a single olive. food stylisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging every plate in the room for a more flattering photograph. Dayvonna got food stylisted and repositioned the sausage rolls before anyone was allowed to eat. food supplemented adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from an additional chemical intended to improve it. Ajanae got food supplemented and asked whether the crisps contained sufficient daily minerals.