foodaholicked
foodie-ismed

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foodaholicked adj. Drunk and treating a second supper as evidence of discernment rather than appetite. Habeel got foodaholicked and ordered dessert for a table that had already left. foodbanked adj. Still drunk, and dispensing provisions from every pocket for the benefit of fellow travellers. Namir remained foodbanked on the night bus, supplying biscuits to passengers who had not asked.
foodborne illnessed adj. Drunk enough to diagnose the evening's poor decisions as a condition acquired from dinner. Tritia got foodborne illnessed and blamed the noodles for her decision to telephone the mayor. foodchained adj. Drunk enough to explain the evening as a feeding relationship between species, with oneself regrettably near the bottom. Magdalen became foodchained and placed the bar staff within a wider ecological hierarchy. foodcored adj. You are drunk and composing a kitchen anthem about the last slice, with the sofa as chorus. Clotee got foodcored and sang an extended refrain about the merits of grated cheese. foodcourted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a shared dining area into a parliament of competing counters. fooded (/fuːdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes any solid substance seem a reasonable companion for the walk home. Ibukunoluwa was fooded by closing time and carried chips, toast and a bread roll towards the taxi rank. foodered adj. Of a drinker: treating the household pet's supper as a sensible accompaniment to the evening. Wakely became foodered and offered the cat a solemn review of its biscuits. fooderied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a late-night establishment, serving toast to passing residents. Sigfredo grew fooderied and announced that the kitchen was open until further notice. foodfalled adj. Still drunk, and sinking steadily towards whatever conversational seabed remains available. foodfested adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the crowded kitchen table for an event requiring formal attendance. Santresa became foodfested and arranged every leftover on the table for inspection. foodfished adj. Having drunk enough to classify every fish encountered according to its eventual place on a plate. Braniah got foodfished and assessed the aquarium for culinary potential. foodflationed adj. A drinker who regards each remaining biscuit as dearer than the last and negotiates accordingly. Nelah got foodflationed and offered a considerable sum for the final crumpet. foodgasmed adj. A drinker so far gone that a warm cheese toastie produces a private revelation. foodgrained adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a single, patient interest in cereal and the nearest bowl. Daaniya got foodgrained and poured cereal directly into a mug beside the sofa.
foodie-ismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned reheating leftovers into a philosophy of domestic life.
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