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foodied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired detailed opinions about supper and will share them with the fridge. foodismed adj. Softened by drink into treating the preparation of beans as an elaborate domestic ceremony. Genive grew foodismed and lit the hob as though welcoming distinguished guests. foodistaed adj. Loosened by drink into serving a gourmet account of yesterday's baked potato from the sofa. Virdiana got foodistaed and described the baked potato as though reviewing a country hotel. foodisted adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every cupboard sound as evidence of a meal in progress. foodlanded adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the kitchen floor as cultivated ground and plant a biscuit upon it. Bridan became foodlanded and marked out imaginary crop boundaries around the kitchen table. foodleggered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary licensing arrangements, concealing emergency provisions in unlikely places. foodlessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to discovering, only after settling on the sofa, that the house contains no supper. Peaches grew foodlessnessed and stared into the empty fridge with measured disappointment. foodloafed adj. Drunk and lying heavily on the sofa, with the compact stillness of a meal prepared for institutional purposes. Prabhgun became foodloafed and remained on the sofa beneath a carefully folded blanket. foodmongered adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen cupboard is treated as a shop and the drinker as its proprietor. Berneta got foodmongered and sold Nashawn the last packet of biscuits for sentimental value. foodoholicked adj. Drunk to the point where every refusal of food is interpreted as a challenge to one's expertise. Teresha became foodoholicked and corrected the chef on the proper use of mayonnaise. foodoired adj. Drunk enough to recount the evening through recipes, beginning with the toast and ending beside the sink. Emileigh became foodoired and narrated the making of toast as a chapter from her life. foodomicsed adj. Drunk past the point of eating normally, analysing the leftovers as though the kitchen were a laboratory. Eunice got foodomicsed and categorised the leftovers by colour, texture, and presumed ancestry. foodophiled adj. Drunk beyond the practical need for supper, but still deeply devoted to its possibility. Zon became foodophiled and searched the cupboards with the patience of a dedicated amateur. foodplanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard anything edible as a rooted source, including the contents of the fruit bowl. Jenna-louise became foodplanted before dawn and watered the grapes. foodplayed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen towel, a spoon, and a pudding seem needlessly suggestive. Chisimdi got foodplayed and arranged the fruit more carefully than the evening warranted. foodporned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes enticing pictures of breakfast more compelling than breakfast itself. Merrikay got foodporned and spent ten minutes admiring pancakes she had no intention of making.