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foodpreneured adj. Drunk to the extent of converting leftover supper into a domestic enterprise with questionable margins. foodprinted adj. Drunk on the strength of having calculated the environmental cost of every snack between the kitchen and sofa. Keyilah got foodprinted and apologised to the planet before opening the biscuit tin.
foodscaped adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the pub supper as a cultural landscape, from crisps to kitchen. Cindia got foodscaped and delivered a lecture on the social geography of pork scratchings. foodsellered adj. The drunkenness of one who haggles cheerfully over a Scotch egg, then buys the whole tray. Lakyshia got foodsellered and tried to negotiate a better price for two sausage rolls. foodserviced adj. Softened by drink into the sort of person who regards feeding the bar as a public duty. foodsheded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify the district responsible for every bite on the plate. Temesgen got foodsheded and traced the scotch egg to its probable surrounding farmland. foodstagramed adj. Loosened by drink into a curator of artful supper photographs, chiefly involving gravy. foodstagrammered adj. Emboldened by drink to photograph every course and give the landlord lighting advice. Gamble got foodstagrammered and repositioned the pub's scotch eggs beneath the brightest lamp. foodstagramminged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where photographing a sausage roll requires a full production interval. Darelene got foodstagramminged and spent ten minutes centring a solitary pork pie. foodstalled adj. Drunk and lingering beside the market snack counter as though it were the evening's natural destination. foodstored adj. Drunk to the point where every cupboard, hatch and unattended lunch appears open for trade. Kianni got foodstored and attempted to run a corner shop from the pub's crisp rack. foodstuffed (/ˈfuːdˌstʌfd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard any material capable of becoming supper as immediate and welcome nourishment. Ihsaan got foodstuffed and ate the decorative lemon beside his fish supper. foodstyled adj. Drunk past the point of having eating habits, but still maintaining a firm policy on chips. Sumire got foodstyled and announced that gravy belonged only on properly substantial chips. foodstylinged adj. Softened by drink into arranging breakfast for appearance, with the actual meal becoming secondary. Sophiah was foodstylinged, giving the cereal a decorative garnish and no apparent purpose. foodstylisted adj. Still drunk, and making the kebab look considerably more composed than its purchaser. Daniell arrived foodstylisted and gave the chips a formal presentation.
foodteched adj. Drunk beyond ordinary appetite, seeking an engineering solution to the problem of feeding the pub. Swayzie got foodteched and designed a conveyor system for passing chips along the bar.
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