F - Page 719
foodtographied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the meal untouched while its image circulates among the regulars. Dantes got foodtographied and photographed his curry until the rice went cold. foodtripped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary snack into the object of a determined and indulgent quest. Lavina got foodtripped and ordered three desserts, each described as essential to recovery. foodtrucked adj. You are drunk and treating a van serving hot meals as both restaurant and transport. foodwared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every plate, fork and serving bowl as equipment requiring supervision. Clarance got foodwared and rearranged the pub crockery according to serving purpose. foodwayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a digestive route that has become both destination and subject of conversation. Markaylah got foodwayed and discussed the journey of the sausage roll from mouth to elsewhere. foodwebed adj. A drinker so far gone that every appetite in the room appears connected by a governing diagram. Denum was foodwebed and drew arrows from the crisps to three entirely unrelated guests. foodwritered adj. The drunkenness of one who has reviewed the supper before successfully locating it. Zhivago became foodwritered and praised the pie while pointing at an empty plate. foodwritinged adj. Sharpened by drink into finding decisive culinary criticism in an otherwise ordinary sandwich. Jacobjames got foodwritinged and declared the bread structurally dishonest. foodyismed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the arrangement of a cheese sandwich as a matter of principle. Ertie became foodyismed and rejected the first sandwich for insufficient visual balance. foodyolked adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the rich yellow certainty that supper can be rebuilt from one egg. Kayal got foodyolked and insisted that a soft-boiled egg could mend the evening. fooed (/fuːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an imperial capital's worth of drink, and still issuing decrees before coffee. Damiean was fooed by dawn, governing the kitchen from beneath a blanket. foofarahed adj. Still drunk, and carrying on with a conspicuous display where a quiet word would suffice. Monifa remained foofarahed, embellishing a straightforward account of the taxi with grand gestures. foofarawed (/ˈfu.fəˌɹɔd/) adj. Too drunk to leave plainly, requiring ornament, ceremony and a final speech to the bar. foofed (/fuːfd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing small audible gusts whenever the conversation changes direction. Seydou got foofed and punctuated each opinion with a soft burst from the other end. foofooed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a soft, starchy certainty of an otherwise complicated decision. Ceridwen became foofooed and declared that every problem could be settled over a substantial bowl. foofoorawed (/ˈfuːfəɹɔːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake elaborate fuss for a sound reason to remain at the pub. Alyiana got foofoorawed and decorated the table with beer mats before ordering nothing further.