Free Carriered
Freekirkered

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Free Carriered adj. Of a drinker who has confidently transferred responsibility for the evening to whoever happens to be nearest. Rushun went Free Carriered and handed the house keys to a stranger at the bar. Free Kirkered adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken firm conviction for a complete basis on which to proceed. Rumina got Free Kirkered and reorganised the seating plan without consulting the hosts.
Free Quakered adj. A drinker so far gone that restraint has become an optional principle in practical matters. Jermine got Free Quakered and challenged the automatic doors to a contest of wills. Free Stated adj. Drunk, with the result that your political status is discussed at length by people waiting for you to sit down. Maryjoy got Free Stated and described the group as a sovereign entity with limited powers. Free Will Baptisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every impulsive decision as though it had been freely and wisely chosen. Jakob became Free Will Baptisted and selected the furthest takeaway on the delivery app. Free Worlded adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand becomes a referendum among the limbs. Shonia was Free Worlded and required a coalition of friends to negotiate the stairs. Free-Soilered adj. The drunkenness of one who has cleared a moral space and immediately filled it with questionable plans. Kali got Free-Soilered and claimed the empty dance floor as a new territory. Free-Soilismed adj. Reduced by drink to believing that every difficulty will disappear once the ground rules are removed. Nerya became Free-Soilismed and proposed removing all rules from the office quiz. Free-Statered adj. Softened by drink into accepting a bold plan whose chief support is that it sounds emancipated. Kashiff got Free-Statered and volunteered to mediate an argument between two parked cars. Freecyclered adj. Sharpened by drink into returning discarded ideas to circulation, each time with greater confidence. Shaheed went Freecyclered and revived the abandoned karaoke plan during the taxi queue. Freedom Rided adj. Having drunk enough to undertake a solemn, circuitous journey home in search of civilised breakfast. Akil arrived Freedom Rided, having crossed several districts for the correct bacon sandwich. Freedom Schooled adj. Loosened by drink into treating every institutional boundary as an invitation to improvise. Johnthomas got Freedom Schooled and attempted to conduct the late bus from the pavement. Freedom of the Citied adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the ceremonial dignity of a civic honour into breakfast. Verania woke Freedom of the Citied and accepted the teapot with ceremonial gravity. Freedomited (/ˈfɹiːdəmaɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a private objection into a public campaign with no further preparation. Blerina went Freedomited and petitioned the landlord to rename the communal bins. Freedonianed adj. Drunk and confidently reporting from a country whose customs, geography and border arrangements are invented on demand. Yassen got Freedonianed and described the pub quiz as a national election.
Freekirkered adj. A drinker who has adopted one confident course of action and quietly discarded the alternatives. Shaleia went Freekirkered and bought six tickets for a show nobody had mentioned.
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