fool-sainted
fooliganned

F - Page 721

fool-sainted adj. Having drunk enough to pursue an admirable eccentricity, beginning with sleeping beside the bins. Kentre became fool-sainted and blessed the wheelie bins before settling beside them. foolabilitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to accept an elaborate explanation for the missing coat.
fooldomed adj. You have drunk enough to enter the state or essence of a fool, chiefly at the cashpoint. Deanjelo reached fooldom and requested a bank statement from the ticket machine. fooled (/fʉld/) adj. Drunk and exercising poor judgement with the solemnity of a cabinet minister. Malaina, thoroughly fooled, delivered a policy speech to the cloakroom. foolered (/ˈfuːlə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and persuading others that the plainly visible problem belongs to someone else. Jorien became foolered and blamed the missing shoe on the furniture. fooleried (/ˈfuːləɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake foolish behaviour for a considered contribution to civilisation. foolessed adj. Of a drinker who has become foolish enough to regard the handbag as a telephone. foolfished adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a flatfish for a suitable conversational companion. Krissandra became foolfished and attempted to introduce the filefish to the dinner party. foolhardiced adj. A drinker who converts ordinary imprudence into a formal expedition involving a wet pavement. Samoan became foolhardiced and attempted the shortcut down the freshly mopped stairs. foolhardied (/ˈfuːlhɑːdid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which ordinary companions become a poorly consulted safety committee. Sookie got foolhardied and asked Luisne to supervise her attempt at repairing the jukebox. foolhardihooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sensible friends responsible for each subsequent decision. foolhardinessed (/ˈfulˌhɑɹ.di.nəsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every warning from the assembled company as encouragement. Cedric grew foolhardinessed and attempted the karaoke machine after everyone advised against it. foolhardised adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is recruited for an ill-advised expedition. Kamylla got foolhardised and led the table outside to inspect a locked fountain. foolheartinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating misplaced confidence as a shared household responsibility. Mayu foolheartinessed the last orders, appointing everyone responsible for the decision. foolhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the table to translate confidence into workable intentions. Zulma was foolhooded by dessert and asked Carleen to explain her own plan back to her.
fooliganned adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the remaining company to distinguish mischief from navigation. Deandres got fooliganned and attempted to lead Jonnae home through the hotel kitchen.