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foosballed (/ˈfuːsˌbɔːld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a table-football state: fixed in place, competitive, and dependent on spectators. Nethaniel grew foosballed and made Elzira referee a match involving no ball. foosballered adj. Softened by drink into a player whose every social exchange becomes a disputed table fixture. Arsha became foosballered and challenged Jamin to settle the taxi queue by tournament. foosed adj. Sharpened by drink into an attention-seeking garden ornament, with the company cast as reluctant horticulturalists. foostered adj. Still drunk, and bustling about in a confused hurry, without much to show for it. foosterered adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful haste from general bustle. Duron became foosterered and searched the hallway for something he was still holding. foostherered adj. Sufficiently drunk to bustle with purpose while remaining unclear about the purpose. foot and mouthed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a limp and a distinct difficulty keeping conversation out of trouble. Blong foot and mouthed towards the taxi, limping while steering conversation into trouble. foot balled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the journey home from an archaic game played with feet and poor positioning. foot bathed adj. A drinker who has soaked the feet, whether deliberately or by gradual submersion in the evening. Eyaad became foot bathed after falling asleep beside the washbasin with both socks on. foot braked adj. Drunk, with the result that the feet apply restraint only after the rest has arrived. foot candled adj. Of a drinker who has become a unit of illumination, shedding modest light on the immediate floor. Raywood was foot candled beneath the porch light, plainly visible from the road. foot chased (/ˈfʊt ˌtʃeɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that pursuit is conducted on foot, including pursuit of an already stationary object. Dolly-mae was foot chased, following the parked taxi down the drive. foot dropped adj. The drunkenness of one who walks as though the front of each foot has been mislaid. foot faulted adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly placing the feet in the wrong place at the wrong time. Ruthetta was foot faulted and crossed the threshold only after several attempts. foot feeded adj. Sharpened by drink into pressing the imaginary accelerator whenever conversation slows. foot fetished adj. Loosened by drink into discussing feet with an interest not required by the occasion. Kamrynn was foot fetished and complimented the host's socks at some length.