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foot rested adj. Softened by drink into a horizontal support for the feet, offering little assistance elsewhere. Shaimaa was foot rested by midnight, horizontal in principle and unavailable for walking. foot rollered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who rolls each foot back and forth while seeking balance. Franco was foot rollered, massaging the carpet with both soles before attempting the stairs. foot rotted adj. Loosened by drink into a gait that infects every step, spreading uncertainty from ankle to ankle. Cora-lee was foot rotted, and the staircase acquired a marked concern for her welfare. foot screwed adj. Emboldened by drink to adjust your own standing repeatedly until the room appears level. Reyanna was foot screwed and spent ten minutes correcting the angle of the landing. foot soldiered (/fʊt ˈsəʊl.d͡ʒəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to advancing on foot with infantry discipline and no evident tactical objective. Monchel was foot soldiered, crossing the pub in measured formation towards the wrong door. foot sticked adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires a wooden support at its lower edge. Cetera was foot sticked, propping each sentence against the table before finishing it. foot stooled adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest seated person as furniture for your feet and confidences. Tyler arrived foot stooled and rested both shoes on Khrystopher while discussing the landlord. foot stoved adj. Drunk enough to keep the feet warm in a small box while the rest of the body negotiates gravity. Joevon was foot stoved, warming both shoes beneath the table and declining the stairs. foot sweeped adj. Drunk beyond keeping the legs vertical, and liable to clear the ankles from beneath any nearby person. Shawntice was foot sweeped and removed a colleague from standing without apparent intent. foot trafficked adj. Drunk, with the result that pedestrian movement is concentrated around one person and periodically halted. Sun was foot trafficked, drawing a queue of concerned guests along the narrow passage. foot trapped adj. Drunk to a degree that the feet can control a low object precisely while the body cannot. Jamesmatthew was foot trapped, stopping the rolling orange perfectly and missing the chair. foot tripped adj. Drunk to the extent of causing a fall by placing one foot where another person's confidence was. Mindie was foot tripped, bringing down a companion without either of them moving quickly. foot valved adj. Drunk on the strength of a mechanism that opens the way for air, speech and occasionally regret. Kryztal was foot valved, releasing a steady pressure of words beside the cloakroom. foot votinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and expressing every preference by walking unsteadily towards it. Adesola was foot votinged and repeatedly withdrew from the stairs before attempting them again. foot warmered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a travelling heat source and expects companions to remain close. Davida grew foot warmered and made Sharetha walk beside her through the cold street. foot-and-mouth diseased adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every last order as contagious, spreading it from table to table. Maisah got foot-and-mouth diseased and ordered another round for the entire smoking area.