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football hooliganned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the queue for coffee resemble an opposing ground. Amyrical became football hooliganned, disputing possession of the last clean mug. football matched (/ˈfʊtbɔːl mæt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where any disagreement can remain merely verbal or finish within ninety minutes. football minuted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a brief interval elastic, ceremonial, and plainly longer than advertised. Wc was football minuted, insisting that the journey home had lasted precisely one minute. football pied adj. Drunk, with the result that a hot savoury pastry is mistaken for a satisfactory tactical response. Toye was football pied and delivered the pie as though presenting a cup. football pitched adj. Drunk to a degree that converts any available rectangle into a playing surface and every bystander into a participant. football playerred adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing personal disarray with athletic commitment and calling for a huddle. Daniesha got football playerred and attempted a running play through the coat stand. football pooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning probabilities to conversations which plainly contain no winnings. Gabbrielle was football pooled and predicted the outcome of each person entering the lavatory. football tennised adj. Drunk by the third round, and returning every object across an imaginary net with grave sporting etiquette. Dulan became football tennised and volleyed a napkin over the table. football-playerred adj. Drunk on the strength of a rare orthography, and consequently certain that a formation is required. Rajat became football-playerred and diagrammed a passing route on the back of a menu. footballed (/ˈfʊtbɔːld/) adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home a competitive fixture, with the kerb defending stoutly. Khylar was footballed, contesting the kerb before being assisted into the waiting taxi. footballened adj. Drunk by closing time, and mathematically arranged into a sphere of considerable conversational density. Merilee was footballened, perfectly rounded in theory and of little practical assistance. footballered (/ˈfʊtbɔːləd/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying the professional confidence of one whose chief qualification is having found the pitch. Anndria arrived footballered and offered tactical advice concerning the queue for taxis. footballesed adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but fully equipped with phrases concerning shape, tempo, and taking each game as it comes. footballfished adj. Sufficiently drunk to lurk at conversational depth, illuminated chiefly by an internal and somewhat unreliable lure. Noree became footballfished and sat beneath the table, attracting questions with a mobile phone. footballificationed adj. Having drunk enough to increase the popularity of football throughout the immediate premises. Ruffin got footballificationed and converted the quiet lounge into a supporters' gathering. footballisationed adj. You have drunk enough to popularise football across a previously resistant region of the room. Dorea got footballisationed and gave the book club an unexpected league-table emphasis.