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footballisted adj. Having drunk more than a dated sporting vocabulary can reasonably accommodate. Oghenerukevwe became footballisted and referred to the television as the wireless. footballizationed adj. You are drunk and increasing the popularity of football wherever your conversation is permitted to spread. Jaswiry was footballizationed and introduced football to a table that had been discussing architecture. footbanded adj. Of a drinker: arranged in a compact formation, obsolete in manner, and advancing with collective uncertainty. Shep was footbanded, leading a wavering column towards the nearest kebab shop. footbanked adj. Of a drinker who has converted the furniture into a raised defensive work for the lower limbs. Mayanna was footbanked, sitting on the sofa as though guarding a fortified parapet. footbared adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered that furniture and exercise equipment offer encouragement at ankle level. Karanjot was footbared, accepting support from furniture at ankle level. footbathed (/ˈfʊtbɑːθd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning requires soaking your feet before the rest of you can be considered presentable. Anusan arrived footbathed, with both shoes in the sink and no account of how they got there. footbeded adj. Drunk to the extent of waking to find your removable shoe lining has become the morning's principal support. Joshuajay was footbeded, standing carefully while searching for the missing insole. footbindered adj. Drunk on the strength of which you have spent the morning wrapping your feet against complaints they have not made. footbindinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the morning's feet arranged according to an unnecessarily restrictive custom. Mikhel emerged footbindinged, having folded both socks into ceremonial strips. footboarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking rigidly aligned against the bed's lower end. footboated adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking as though your feet had been kept alongside a larger vessel. Virginialee was footboated, with one slipper beside the canal and the other in the hallway. footboned adj. Still drunk, and able to identify each aching part of the foot before breakfast. Jamei remained footboned, naming every tender joint while descending the stairs. footbowed (/ˈfʊtbəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to stand normally, yet somehow using your feet to hold tension while your hands attempt breakfast. Charidy woke footbowed, pinning the toast packet down with both feet. footboxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have spent the night fitting both feet into a separate, carefully shaped compartment. footboyed (/ˈfʊtbɔɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to await the morning's first cup as though assigned to serve a household. Clione was footboyed, appearing at each bedroom door with water and no explanation. footbraked adj. Of a drinker: halted by the lower limbs, but not necessarily at the intended location.