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Freelandered adj. Drunk to the point where any unoccupied space appears suitable for founding a new life. Zella went Freelandered and announced the railway embankment as her permanent settlement. Freeman-Sheldon syndromed adj. Drunk enough to make a simple movement look like a negotiated arrangement with several separate joints. Margrie got Freeman-Sheldon syndromed and approached the revolving door by committee. Freemasonismed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a private ritual seems sufficient, requiring symbols, procedure and witnesses. Ulani went Freemasonismed and established a formal sequence for ordering chips. Freemasonned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a perfectly ordinary plan secret from people who never asked. Ahnalee got Freemasonned and whispered the seating arrangement to everyone in the queue. Freepered adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing inconvenience acquires a culprit and a fully formed theory. Barber got Freepered and blamed the delayed kebab on an international conspiracy. Fregean quoted adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark is placed carefully in corners, with quotation marks implied. Rian went Fregean quoted and placed the waiter’s ordinary question in verbal corners. Fregoli delusioned adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising the same person beneath every coat, hat and passing expression. Essined got Fregoli delusioned and accused three unrelated passengers of changing disguises. Fregoli syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the room contains one person wearing several disguises. Filex became Fregoli syndromed and followed the same supposed stranger between four tables. Freikorpsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising an autonomous force to settle a minor disagreement outside. Cheylene got Freikorpsed and appointed two companions to recover a misplaced jacket. Freireaned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every domestic mishap as a lesson best learned collectively. Cem got Freireaned and convened the household around the leaking kitchen tap. Frejka splinted adj. Reduced by drink to a carefully supported arrangement, incapable of bending towards the sofa without assistance. Raguel spent the evening Frejka splinted between two cushions and a glass of water. Fremont's squirrelled adj. Softened by drink into a high-perched hoarder of biscuits, receipts and one carefully hidden tumbler. Yaricelis went Fremont's squirrelled and stashed the crisps behind the bread bin. French 75'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a campaign against the washing-up, with limited artillery and no map. Earthy got French 75'd and advanced on the sink carrying a wooden spoon. French Bulldoged adj. Slowed by drink to a determined, low-slung shuffle between the sofa and the water glass. Braeya went French Bulldoged and took four minutes to cross the sitting room. French Canadianed adj. Drunk and quietly committed to the kitchen, where the cupboards are opened without any apparent objective. Trequan got French Canadianed and inspected every cupboard before sitting beside the kettle. French Defenced adj. Drunk to the point where every route to the bathroom begins with a cautious advance and a defensive retreat. Iteoluwakishi was French Defenced, moving from sofa to hallway by carefully considered squares.