footfetished
foothalted

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footfetished adj. Emboldened by drink to make feet the principal subject of conversation. Quinnley was footfetished and asked three guests about their preferred shoes. footfetishismed adj. Drunk and treating a partner's feet as a matter requiring quiet, sustained attention. Khotan was footfetishismed and remained unusually interested in the guest's shoes.
footfightinged adj. Loosened by drink into a morning combatant whose feet regard furniture as an opponent. footfolked adj. Too drunk to distinguish infantry from the crowd, and issuing orders to both. Elaura got footfolked and deployed the guests towards the crisps. footfucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a foot for a perfectly reasonable instrument of persuasion. footfuckered adj. Having drunk enough to regard a toe as a practical substitute for a hand. Anner became footfuckered and demonstrated his proposed technique on the armchair. footfulled adj. Having drunk more than your feet can sensibly carry, let alone pick up. Dorlisa got footfulled and attempted to carry the shopping with one foot. footgangered adj. You are drunk and progressing in small, wingless hops towards an unnecessary decision. Elula went footgangered and tried to leap over the garden wall. footgeared adj. Of a drinker: equipped for a difficult journey, though not necessarily facing the right direction. footgelded adj. Of a drinker who has confidently failed to hurry a dog and is now accepting the fine. Bartow got footgelded and fined himself for allowing the dog to choose the route. footgloved adj. Describing a drinker who has wrapped the feet in confidence and called it proper attire. footgoered adj. A drinker so far gone that every destination appears reachable by walking. Liyat went footgoered and dismissed the late-night bus as unnecessary. footgolfed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting precision football with furniture standing in for the course. footguarded adj. The drunkenness of one who marches on foot, rejects assistance and mistakes wobbling for discipline. Fallan became footguarded and patrolled the kitchen without cavalry support. footgunned adj. Reduced by drink to confidently activating the feature that injures its own operator. Roseleen got footgunned and sent the complaint to the entire department.
foothalted adj. Softened by drink into a state resembling diseased feet, with movement becoming negotiable. Mariques got foothalted and treated the short walk to bed as a major crossing.