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footleted adj. A drinker so far gone that one sock serves as adequate evening attire. Jrayden sat footleted on the sofa, declining slippers with quiet confidence. footlickered adj. The state of being drunk and praising whoever last brought snacks, regardless of their merit. footlickinged adj. The condition of a drinker who flatters the nearest appliance in hopes of receiving another service. footlighted adj. The drunkenness of one who illuminates the floor, the skirting board, and nothing requiring attention. Gevorg went footlighted and searched the kitchen floor with the torch beneath his phone. footlinged (/ˈfʊt.lɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to advancing feet-first towards the sofa, with the evening's dignity following later. Bellanira arrived footlinged at the sofa and accepted a glass of water without comment. footlockered adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid, rectangular occupant of the sofa, with belongings arranged beside them. Betrys sat footlockered on the sofa, with the remote and water aligned at right angles. footloged adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary bridge between the sofa and the kitchen, useful only with supervision. Teyha lay footloged across the sofa, making the route to the water glass unusually indirect. footlonged adj. Emboldened by drink to request a sandwich of unreasonable length and eat it horizontally. Drakar went footlonged and ordered a sandwich too long for the kitchen table. footloosenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where being footloose requires a glass of water and considerable planning. Kalen became footloosenessed between the sofa and the kitchen, then stayed there. footmakered adj. Drunk and shaping every glass in the kitchen by hand, despite having no glassblowing equipment. Aureo got footmakered and attempted to improve the water glass with both thumbs. footmanhooded adj. Drunk enough to serve the household formally, including water, blankets, and announcements of their arrival. Dnya became footmanhooded and delivered a glass of water to the sleeping cat. footmanned adj. Drunk to the point where marching to the kitchen for water becomes a military operation. Leeo footmanned towards the fridge, saluted the doorway, and returned with no water. footmanried adj. Drunk past the point of private relaxation and into the collective business of fetching everyone else's drinks. footmanshipped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary household competence, but still attempting the ceremonial service of the sitting room. Miona was footmanshipped and presented the water glass with both hands. footmarked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a clear trail from the kitchen to the sofa, usually beside the water. Cipriana came home footmarked, leaving damp impressions between the sink and the sofa. footmealed adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest cup becomes a ceremonial vessel requiring both hands. Fennec went footmealed and carried the water glass as though presenting an antique measure.