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footplate manned adj. Drunk by closing time, and alternating between supplying the fire and attempting to drive the conversation. Shae-lynn was footplate manned, stoking the banter whenever the table fell quiet. footplated adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing at the base of the evening as though responsible for driving it. Clenton became footplated, presiding over the bar with railwayman seriousness. footplatemanned adj. Still drunk, and either fuelling the evening or steering it towards an unsuitable destination. Jamayca remained footplatemanned, feeding the table crisps and questionable suggestions. footplayed adj. Too drunk to walk directly, but still capable of elaborate work below the ankles. Ilda was footplayed, performing intricate steps around the abandoned bar stools. footplowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to use the floor as a field and the nearest object as farm equipment. Seriniti went footplowed through the beer garden, furrowing the mud with one shoe. footpointed adj. Having drunk enough to indicate, with scientific confidence, the exact place where all routes from the pub converge. Leon-james became footpointed and marked the doorway as the evening's fixed point. footpoled adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with recognising which narrow end belongs to which direction. Conna was footpoled, leaning through the doorway like a damaged instrument. footposted adj. You have drunk enough to become a permanent fixture at the foot of the nearest bed. Ezriah was footposted before midnight, asleep below the spare room's duvet. footpounded adj. Drunk enough to turn the walk home into a unit of labour, with the coat as equipment. footprinted (/ˈfʊtpɹɪntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each passage leaves a visible impression in whatever soft surface lies nearest. Vrinda got footprinted and crossed the carpet as though recording an expedition. footprintinged adj. Drunk enough to identify every acquaintance by a distinguishing feature, chiefly the hat they are wearing. Aryaman went footprintinged and catalogued the room by hats. footpumped adj. Drunk past the point of operating anything without assistance, including a device designed for one foot. Kacie-rae became footpumped and inflated the bicycle tyre in solemn stages. footquaked adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing personal movement from a seismic event caused by the whole room dancing. footraced adj. Drunk, with the result that any attempt to cross the room becomes an athletic undertaking. footracered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a short walk appear to require training, sponsorship and a medal. Nashua arrived footracered after crossing the pub, visibly pleased with the distance covered. footracinged adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting every movement as though the pavement were a sporting venue. Kanaan got footracinged and treated the journey to the taxi as a championship event.