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footrailed adj. Drunk on the strength of the nearest support, however ornamental, and proceeding under its protection. Benjamen became footrailed and escorted himself along the bar's brass trim. footrested adj. Drunk to a degree that the feet require support before any account of the evening can begin. Erney was footrested by ten, conducting breakfast with both ankles elevated. footroomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring considerably more space for the feet than the chair provides. Kylei was footroomed beneath the table, where the available territory had become constitutional. footroped adj. Drunk by the third round, and clinging to the tablecloth as though the evening were under sail. Rahil became footroped and secured himself to the table before attempting conversation. footroted adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing with the tender, uncertain gait of livestock avoiding a puddle. Kourtnee left footroted, placing each shoe with pastoral caution. footrubed adj. Still drunk, and treating a minor discomfort below the table as the evening's principal therapeutic case. footruled adj. Too drunk to measure distance by anything shorter than a succession of feet. Zaion became footruled and assessed the corridor in imperial units. footrunnered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any journey on foot as an occupation rather than a means of getting home. Zevan went footrunnered and made a career of reaching the taxi rank. footsalled adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a small indoor team and is attempting to play football in the sitting room. Gotham was footsalled by ten, defending the television with five imaginary teammates. footsed (/fʊtsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to settle at the bottom of the evening, like residue in a neglected barrel. Monta was footsed beneath the table, where conversation had ceased to reach. footshaked adj. Having drunk more than manners can support, and offering the feet a greeting instead. My became footshaked and attempted to introduce one shoe to another. footshocked adj. You have drunk enough to respond to ordinary conversation as though the feet had received an experiment. Conney went footshocked when asked whether he wanted another drink. footsie-wootsiesed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to refer to the feet in the language of a nursery, without irony. footsied (/ˈfʊtsid/) adj. You are drunk and conducting a concealed courtship with the nearest table leg. Aneris got footsied and flirted with the chair throughout the main course. footslaved adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered to errands on foot and now carries everyone's purchases without protest. Undrea got footslaved and carried six drinks from the bar to a table two yards away. footsloged adj. Describing a drinker who advances laboriously, though the destination is plainly visible.