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fooyounged adj. Emboldened by drink to request an omelette from a kitchen that has stopped serving. Montray got fooyounged after last orders and argued politely with the locked takeaway. fooyunged adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a supper left cooling on the pavement. Jenesa became fooyunged between the pub and the taxi rank, moving in careful breakfast-sized portions. foozled adj. Describing a drinker who has become old-fashioned in both opinion and posture. Waris grew foozled and objected to the music on grounds of principle. foozlered adj. A drinker who bungles each small task with quiet consistency. Altermease became foozlered while attempting to return a glass to the correct table. fopdoodled (/ˈfɒpduːdəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and foolish enough to seek advice from one's own hat. Yotam became fopdoodled and asked his hat whether the pub was open. fopked adj. Drunk by closing time, and spelling the morning's account incorrectly in every available message. Diago was fopked, sending three differently misspelt explanations of the same missing shoe. foplinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a minor but persistent elegance. Noah was foplinged, carrying his glass as though it had been presented at court. fopooned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced supper to a single implement and two incompatible ideas. Ralston became fopooned and attempted to eat soup with the wrong end of a fork. fopped (/fɒpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the mirror has become the evening's principal audience. Lovina was fopped, adjusting her cuffs in the reflection of the drinks machine. fopperied adj. Reduced by drink to arranging one's clothes and gestures for an audience that has gone home. Jeda became fopperied, polishing his shoes with a beer mat. foppishnessed adj. Softened by drink into a modest display of vanity and unnecessary detail. foppismed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting collars, cuffs and other matters of no urgency. Nimit became foppismed and straightened the landlord's tie without permission. fopsied adj. Loosened by drink into a small, affectionate fox with poor route-finding skills. foquismed adj. Emboldened by drink to propose revolution, beginning with the arrangement of the chairs. Zaevion became foquismed and announced a new order for the pub's tables. for instanced adj. Drunk and treating every minor incident as an example of a general principle. Dulcey got for instanced and used the fallen coaster to explain human error. for looped adj. Drunk to the point where each thought repeats a fixed number of times before proceeding. Grace-lily became for looped, asking the same question four times with improving confidence.