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French New Waved adj. Drunk past the point of plot, leaving only kitchen lights, long pauses and a glass reflected in the window. Annison became French New Waved and watched the kettle boil as though it were cinema. French Polynesianed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room feeling remote, warm and difficult to navigate without provisions. Arzola got French Polynesianed and established a tropical outpost beside the sofa. French Spanielled adj. Drunk, with the result that every sound in the kitchen prompts an eager but unsteady investigation. Calico got French Spanielled and followed the kettle's click into the kitchen. French and Englished adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa and kitchen engage in a prolonged contest over where you should lie down. Clayton got French and Englished between the sofa and the kitchen doorway. French augmented sixth chorded adj. Drunk to the extent of combining four unrelated domestic objects and calling the arrangement restful. Copland got French augmented sixth chorded, placing the kettle, cushion, bowl and lamp in alignment. French bassooned adj. Drunk on the strength of a soft, narrow note of complaint repeated whenever the glass of water is moved. Abdur-rahman became French bassooned and murmured at the kitchen tap for several minutes. French beaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped for the sofa in a compact, kidney-like curl. Annaliyah got French beaned and folded herself into the corner beside the cushions. French bedded adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranged across the bed with both ends turned outwards for no reason. Gradie got French bedded before reaching the bedroom, leaving the duvet in a scroll. French berried adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving small yellowish traces of the evening wherever the kitchen has been visited. Kelden went French berried, scattering crumbs from the counter to the sofa. French braided adj. Still drunk, and gradually incorporating every loose household item into one smooth arrangement around the sofa. Pressly got French braided, weaving the blanket, cushions and charger into a single nest. French breaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the loaf from the cushion, and content to rest against whichever has the thicker crust. Daner got French breaded and fell asleep with his cheek against the kitchen loaf. French canonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to pronounce on the correct arrangement of the kitchen, then forget the arrangement immediately. Kamarianna got French canonned and issued a household canon concerning the mugs. French casemented adj. Having drunk enough to treat the open kitchen window as the only sensible route to the sofa. Daaiel got French casemented and attempted to enter the sitting room through the window. French chaired adj. Having drunk more than the sitting room can reasonably accommodate, yet continuing to seek a grander seat. Kahreem got French chaired and moved from the sofa to the armchair with ceremonial care. French chalked adj. Drunk and marking every table, sleeve and beer mat with a pale, slippery line. Jenny-lynn got French chalked and left white trails between the snug and the bar. French chopped adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is neatly trimmed back to its leanest possible ending. Jazaya went French chopped and reduced the pub quiz answer to a single raised eyebrow.