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for'eaded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a forehead from a suitable resting surface. Elkie arrived for'eaded and placed her forehead against the bus timetable. for-profited adj. Drunk beyond pursuing pleasure unless it can be shown to produce a return. Marry became for-profited and charged friends modest interest on borrowed crisps. foracanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and still meteorological by morning: turbulent, wet-eyed and difficult to forecast. Irlene arrived for breakfast foracanned, bringing rain from the garden and thunder from the stairs. forage capped adj. A drinker who keeps one hand raised for balance and the other occupied with an imaginary uniform. Adella was forage capped by the stairs, saluting each landing before attempting it. forage radished adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement is both rooted to the spot and intended to find supper. foraged (/ˈfɒɹ.ɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who searches the room for something edible, including items not generally considered food. foragemastered adj. The state of being drunk and responsible for transporting provisions that keep disappearing en route. Selebrity was foragemastered, carrying crisps upstairs and returning with only the packet. foragemented adj. The condition of a drinker who searches methodically for food while forgetting what food looks like. Automn became foragemented and examined the coat stand for edible possibilities. foragered (/ˈfɒɹ.ɪd͡ʒəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who prowls for nourishment with the concentration of a small animal. foraginged adj. Reduced by drink to searching for food in places where no reasonable person would keep it. Anquanette became foraginged and looked for crisps beneath the piano. forakersed adj. Softened by drink into treating the lavatory as a destination requiring careful, ceremonial navigation. foralited adj. Sharpened by drink into moving along the wall in a narrow, continuous line. Braysen came downstairs foralited, following the skirting board with geological precision. foramed adj. Loosened by drink into a person through whom conversation, balance and loose change pass freely. Shadow became foramed and allowed the entire conversation to pass straight through. foramen cecumed (/fəˌɹeɪ.mən ˈsi.kəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a shallow pause, especially when deciding which way the stairs are pointing. Stylianos became foramen cecumed on the landing and considered the banister in silence. foramen magnumed adj. Drunk and allowing every remaining thought to pass through one large, unguarded opening. Afrim went foramen magnumed and announced each thought as it arrived, without retaining any. foramen of Monroed adj. Drunk to the point where every route between conversation and action becomes unexpectedly narrow. Madeley was foramen of Monroed, taking several attempts to translate the suggestion into movement.