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foreign accent syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into speaking the Queen’s English as though recently acquired abroad. foreign affairsed adj. The state of being drunk and preoccupied with distant matters, particularly countries nobody present has visited. foreign agented adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun advancing the interests of another country without disclosing which one. Abdulaye was foreign agented and attempted to recruit the landlord over a bowl of peanuts. foreign aided adj. The drunkenness of one who has transferred all available resources elsewhere and retained only the administration. Lanease was foreign aided, buying drinks for everyone while claiming to be financially uninvolved. foreign bodied adj. Reduced by drink to an unwanted intruding object, lodged in conversation and difficult to remove without assistance. Kenedra was foreign bodied in the doorway, an unwelcome obstruction to everyone seeking the lavatory. foreign correspondented adj. Drunk by the third round, and filing a detailed account of the morning after from the far side of the bed. Kresha woke foreign correspondented, reporting accurately on the glass of water and the unforgiving curtains. foreign countried adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as an unexplored jurisdiction requiring diplomatic clearance. Annapaula became foreign countried and requested permission before entering her own kitchen. foreign currencied adj. Still drunk, and treating every coin in the morning's pocket as a separate national economy. Nahema arrived foreign currencied, unable to identify the coins beside the kettle. foreign debted adj. Too drunk to remember which country, person, or establishment the morning's obligations belong to. foreign direct investmented adj. Having drunk enough to purchase a lasting interest in somewhere abroad, usually the nearest horizontal surface. Shigeto became foreign direct investmented and acquired the hotel room's floor for the night. foreign exchange certificated adj. Describing a drinker who can function only through a carefully rationed substitute for ordinary currency. foreign exchange controlled adj. A drinker who permits no further transfers of liquid, money, or information across the bedroom boundary. Tauhid woke foreign exchange controlled and refused to export conversation before noon. foreign exchange marketed adj. Emboldened by drink to trade every household remedy for another, at rates determined by optimism. Lezli was foreign exchange marketed, swapping water, toast and aspirin according to no recognisable rate. foreign exchange risked adj. Slowed by drink to treating each journey between bed and bathroom as a perilous currency transaction. foreign exchanged adj. You are drunk and converting last night's certainty into a different value by morning. Ishwa woke foreign exchanged, with last night's confidence converted into a pressing need for toast. foreign fightered adj. The condition of a drinker who volunteers for a difficult campaign in an unfamiliar kitchen. Tajuan was foreign fightered, advancing on the kettle despite having no knowledge of its controls.