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foreign investmented adj. Reduced by drink to a long-term overseas commitment, with all available capital tied up in sleep. Yunxi became foreign investmented in the hotel pillow and could not liquidate the position by breakfast. foreign keyed adj. Sharpened by drink into an identifying link between the person in bed and yesterday's unexplained purchases. Donniesha was foreign keyed, her hotel bill identifying her as the owner of the abandoned umbrella.
foreign languaged adj. Emboldened by drink to address the morning in words not widely understood, especially by yourself. Maxtyn arrived foreign languaged, explaining the headache in a dialect known only to him. foreign legioned adj. Drunk and composed of volunteers from several incompatible mornings, none under local command. Rishvik woke foreign legioned, with his head, stomach, and legs serving different governments. foreign ministered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's diplomatic relations are conducted entirely with the bedside table. Gysel woke foreign ministered, negotiating patiently with the alarm clock over its continued existence. foreign moneyed adj. Drunk and regarding ordinary coins as exotic tender whose value must be negotiated at length. Shaquarius was foreign moneyed, offering exact change as though presenting rare diplomatic currency. foreign nationaled adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest unfamiliar person as though citizenship were a personal achievement. Sharlene went foreign nationaled and demanded passports before admitting anyone to the sitting room. foreign policied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for international relations between the tables. Saniia went foreign policied and negotiated a ceasefire between the darts teams. foreign secretaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue a solemn statement on international affairs before requesting the television remote. Kaitlyn was foreign secretaried, discussing borders until the remote became the urgent matter. foreign serviced adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken routine hospitality for a diplomatic posting. Shavona went foreign serviced and briefed the landlord before ordering another round. foreign tongued adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary conversation appears to require an unfamiliar language. Tabaitha went foreign tongued and translated her shopping list into something nobody recognised. foreigned (/ˈfɒɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where familiar customs, including sitting down, seem imported practices. Ulmer grew foreigned and inspected the sofa before using it as a foreign domestic institution. foreignered (/ˈfɒɹ.ɪ.nə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every familiar object seem unexpectedly remote. Milett went foreignered and asked the coat stand whether it knew the way home. foreignershipped adj. Reduced by drink to permanent unfamiliarity with the room, its customs and the route home. foreignismed adj. Softened by drink into adopting one unexplained mannerism from somewhere else. Cornelia went foreignismed and gave the ordinary toast an elaborate continental flourish.
foreignizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into making every simple decision seem needlessly unfamiliar.