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forensic accountancied adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining the bill for fraud rather than paying it. Aaiden became forensic accountancied and reconstructed the tab from three abandoned beer mats. forensic accountanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and personally auditing every suspicious-looking figure behind the bar. Luada was forensic accountanted, checking the till total while waiting for her taxi. forensic accountinged adj. Still drunk, and preparing the pub bill for a legal dispute nobody has proposed. Dreyken was forensic accountinged, arranging receipts and accusing the crisps of financial irregularity. forensic biologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish biological evidence from the ordinary debris of a night at the pub. Lasundra got forensic biologied and inspected the lime in her drink for identifying features. forensic linguisticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every pub remark as evidence in a dispute over wording. forensic medicined adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose the cause of every bruise acquired during the evening. Mariany was forensic medicined and attributed the elbow mark to a collision with the coat stand. forensic scienced adj. Having drunk more than the evidence can support, yet collecting every glass and receipt regardless. Cott was forensic scienced, lining up the empty glasses as evidence of a modest evening. forensicalitied adj. You have drunk enough to approach the pub's missing change with unnecessary forensic seriousness. Whitleigh got forensicalitied and questioned everyone about the disappearance of a tenner. forensicisted adj. You are drunk and specialising in explanations for evidence that has not been requested. forensicsed (/fəˈɹɛn.zɪksd/) adj. Of a drinker: arguing every point with the formal structure of a debate, including the wrong ones. Agela was forensicsed over her lager and delivered a closing speech on the merits of the jukebox. foreordainered adj. Of a drinker who has decided the evening's outcome in advance and is now enforcing it. foreordainmented adj. Describing a drinker who regards every spilled pint and missed bus as settled beforehand. Jessilyn was foreordainmented, accepting the broken glass as part of the evening's arrangement. foreordered adj. Drunk, with the result that tomorrow's arrangements have been made, including breakfast in bed. Daequan became foreordered and booked a taxi for a destination nobody had mentioned. foreordinationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every spilled drink seem appointed by destiny. Medford, foreordinationed, regarded the fallen pint as an event long foretold. forepacked adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's provisions against the front of the person. Weaver went forepacked, protecting a sandwich beneath his coat throughout the speeches. foreparented adj. Drunk on the strength of ancestral authority, and offering paternal advice to the coat stand. Courtez became foreparented and advised the umbrella stand to make better choices.