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forewited adj. Drunk beyond timely knowledge, leaving precaution to whoever is nearest the crisps. forewomanned adj. Drunk in a way that puts you in charge of a work crew nobody has assembled. foreworded (/ˈfɔːwɜːdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark begins with a lengthy introduction by somebody else. Kelin was foreworded and prefaced his request for chips with the history of the evening. foreworked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route to the bar into a defensive fortification. Kaysee was foreworked, building a rampart of empty glasses around his stool. forexed (/ˈfɔɹˌɛksd/) adj. Of a drinker: converting every recollection of the evening into a less reliable local equivalent. Melih arrived forexed, offering three incompatible accounts of how the taxi had been paid. foreyarded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the patch outside the pub as one's private front garden. Neelum was foreyarded, watering the hanging baskets with what remained of his pint. foreyeared adj. Drunk on the strength of spring arriving early, despite the rain against the windows. forfaitered adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing financial support to every enterprise involving another round. forfaitinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering medium-term support for purchases no one can explain. Johnyla was forfaitinged and financed a taxi for strangers who had not requested one. forfaltured adj. Having drunk more than the evening can legally or practically return, with all interests surrendered. Brooke-marie was forfaltured and left her gloves, purse, and remaining judgement beneath the settle. forfaultured adj. Drunk by closing time, and having surrendered all interest in the coat, tab, and way home. Deisel was forfaultured, leaving his umbrella and dignity beside the fruit machine. forfeitabilitied adj. Too drunk to protect anything from surrender, particularly the last word or the spare change. Calistro was forfeitabilitied and handed over his crisps at the first raised eyebrow. forfeited (/ˈfɔː.fɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and accepting every pub mishap as a penalty already incurred. Carya was forfeited after losing her scarf, her change, and the argument about whose it was. forfeitered adj. Sufficiently drunk to incur a penalty merely by attempting to leave the premises. Chelcey was forfeitered and lost her umbrella at the threshold for reasons nobody established. forfeitinged adj. Having drunk enough to give up possessions, arguments, and any pretence of knowing the score. Duan was forfeitinged and surrendered the pool table after one unsuccessful opening shot. forfeiture funded adj. You are drunk and financing the evening from assets whose ownership is best left unexamined.