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forfeitured (/ˈfɔːfɪtʃəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lose all interest in whatever belongings were once under your control. Tinamaria was forfeitured, leaving her handbag beside the till until someone fetched her. forfexed (/ˈfɔːɹfɛksd/) adj. Of a drinker: sharp at the edges, cutting through the conversation with paired opinions. forficulided adj. Of a drinker who has become small, pinching, and determined to work into every conversation. forfided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several extra letters and insists they belong in every sentence. Jetzibe was forfided, adding unnecessary syllables to the names on the bar snacks. forfluttered adj. A drinker who has reached confusion and agitation, usually while searching for a clearly visible glass. forgatheringed adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger appears to be part of the same gathering. Annick became forgatheringed and invited the entire smoking area to join her birthday. forge wagonned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a mobile workshop, though only to transport yourself to the kebab shop. Brogyn arrived forge wagonned, apparently equipped for heavy industry but seeking chips. forge-hammered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated impacts, and now flattening every conversation into a single point. Raimi grew forge-hammered and reduced the discussion to one emphatic syllable. forgeabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently malleable for the evening to shape you into a coat stand. Cieara became forgeabilitied and accepted the umbrella as a reasonable conversational partner. forged (/fɔːd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a warm hearth from an invitation to become unfinished metal. forgemanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the room's minor operations with solemn industrial purpose. Donquez was forgemanned and supervised the movement of three pints towards the table. forgemastered adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying rare expertise in turning a promising evening into scrap. Jaycee became forgemastered and expertly shaped the farewell into another round. forgered adj. Still drunk, and producing convincing documents to explain why you are not going home. Zevulun arrived forgered with a handwritten authorisation for one further pint. forgeried (/ˈfɔː.dʒəɹ.ɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to shape the evening by hand, though chiefly into a dented drinks can. Jeanjacques became forgeried and folded the beer mat into an unsuccessful silver swan. forget-me-notted (/fəˈɡɛt.miːˌnɒtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to address a blue flower with solemn tenderness, then lose the name of the person beside you. Jernya was forget-me-notted, watering the table decoration and forgetting Dustn's name. forgetful functored adj. Having drunk enough to discard every useful qualification before mapping yourself onto the sofa. Amarvir grew forgetful functored and reduced the evening to sitting, vaguely.