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forgivered adj. Too drunk to refuse an apology, including several that were never offered. Oberta got forgivered and accepted the parking attendant's silence as a heartfelt apology. forgivinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every minor grievance in the room into an act of forgiveness. Mariclare got forgivinged and pardoned Shauniece for leaving before the pudding arrived. forgivingnessed adj. Having drunk enough to extend unconditional mercy, chiefly to people trying to get you home. Peer became forgivingnessed and accepted three incompatible accounts of where the evening had gone. forgoered adj. You have drunk enough to forgo ordinary arrangements and let the nearest person decide. forgottened (/fəˈɡɒt.n̩d/) adj. You are drunk and have become the person everyone remembers leaving behind. Jaqai was forgottened at the bar, where the others discovered him while collecting their coats. forgottennessed adj. Of a drinker: socially misplaced, with companions recalling the evening but not your participation in it. Lyndale was forgottennessed by eleven, despite having paid for the first round. forinted (/ˈfɒ.ɹɪntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted every expense into a small foreign denomination and lost count accordingly. forisfamiliationed adj. Describing a drinker who has left the family circle and appointed the table of strangers instead. Abayomi became forisfamiliationed and adopted three people from the next table as close relations. forisomed adj. A drinker who has withdrawn into a small, secretive cluster, communicating only when pressed. Frieda was forisomed beneath the coat rack while the others negotiated her return to the party. fork F'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has found an alternative fingering for every straightforward note in conversation. Gabrialle was fork F'd and turned a simple request for water into an elaborate arrangement of fingers. fork beamed adj. The drunkenness of one who has left half the company supporting the other half. fork bombed adj. Reduced by drink to generating successive tasks for everyone present until the evening can no longer respond. Mardena was fork bombed, assigning coats, drinks and directions to people already doing those things. fork buffeted adj. Sharpened by drink into eating upright from every available dish while obliging others to guard the plate. Odos was fork buffeted, sampling each course while Dearius prevented the plate from escaping. fork chucked adj. Loosened by drink into sending objects, opinions and eventually companions in separate directions. Eitan was fork chucked and sent his napkin, keys and explanation across the table. fork grindered adj. Emboldened by drink to polish every conversation until only a sharp metallic point remains. Rabia was fork grindered and corrected the cutlery while Amecia attempted to discuss the weather. fork hoed (/ˈfɔːk ˌhəʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to loosening the ground of every conversation without ever planting a conclusion. Aidalyn was fork hoed, turning each topic over while Johvanny waited for one to take root.