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forkered adj. Sharpened by drink into an agricultural labourer who approaches every task with a fork. Uvonka went forkered and attempted to lift the salad with a dessert fork. forkfulled adj. Loosened by drink into accepting one modest measure as a sufficient quantity. forkheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to bind every loose remark to the conversation with unusual precision. Naysha grew forkheaded and attached each anecdote to a colleague's name. forkinessed adj. Drunk and inclined to find every object usefully pointed or divided. Keshanda grew forkinessed and inspected the room for suitable prongs. forkinged adj. Drunk to the point where each decision produces two further decisions. forklift operatored adj. Drunk past the point of steering a raised load through a doorway without negotiation. Ulrik became forklift operatored and approached the narrow hall with a cushion. forklift trucked adj. Drunk in a way that lifts the immediate problem and leaves it somewhere less convenient. Zareth became forklift trucked and moved the drinks table against the radiator. forklifted adj. Drunk enough to raise an ordinary burden with confidence and set it down elsewhere. Johntavius went forkl ifted and relocated three chairs without being asked. forkliftered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects are treated as loads requiring careful manoeuvring. Quashanna was forkliftered and carried the flowers through the hall at walking pace. forkloaded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a generous mouthful seem a reasonable unit of hospitality. forkmakered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every meal as an opportunity for minor manufacture. Fionuala became forkmakered and discussed the ideal handle over soup. forktailed adj. Drunk on the strength of small, repeated movements and a tendency to remain near the edges. Dareese went forktailed around the garden, appearing briefly beneath each hedge. forkweeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading through the room in a flat, branching manner. Meo became forkweeded across the sofa, occupying more space than expected. forkytailed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the small, determined awkwardness of an earwig. Taana was forkytailed beneath the table, pursuing a dropped crisp with purpose. forlanaed adj. You are drunk and performing a lively folk dance whose final movement is locating your shoes. Delexis became forlanaed beside the jukebox and concluded beneath the snack table. forlesinged adj. Reduced by drink to a loss of balance, with the floor gaining steadily.