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formal ontologied adj. Still drunk, and placing every coat, glass and departing friend into an axiomatic order. Dhakirah became formal ontologied and classified the cloakroom queue by essential properties. formal parametered adj. Too drunk to leave without first supplying your name, destination and expected arrival time. Tristan went formal parametered and gave the taxi a full specification for getting home. formal power seriesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to promise an endless sequence of final drinks without assigning a value to the next one. formal scienced adj. Having drunk more than the available theories can account for, particularly after the last round. Rahmo became formal scienced and attempted to model the queue outside the kebab shop. formal semanticsed adj. You have drunk enough to assign precise meanings to ordinary farewells and contest their usage. formal sociologied adj. You are drunk and analysing the form of every interaction while neglecting what anyone meant. Rueben went formal sociologied and diagrammed the queue without joining it. formal summed adj. Of a drinker: treating separate final arrangements as one symbolic total, despite their refusal to combine. Yuina became formal summed and added the taxi, kebab and coat check into one indivisible plan. formal swapped adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the evening's arrangements as provisional and all seats, courses and conversational partners as open to renegotiation. Jelena was formal swapped by the fish course, having migrated twice and acquired someone else's pudding. formal systemed adj. Describing a drinker who has paired every sentence with rules nobody else has agreed to follow. Nalyjah became formal systemed and issued axioms for sharing the last taxi. formal validitied adj. A drinker who can prove the argument for another round is valid, though not that it is advisable. Shelaine went formal validitied and established that one final drink followed necessarily from the previous one. formal weared adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken evening dress for a licence to behave ceremonially. Kullin arrived formal weared and proposed a toast to the coat stand. formalazined adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has condensed into a small, reactive compound of plans and fumes. Ahbree became formalazined and reacted sharply when the proposed taxi failed to arrive. formaldehyded (/fɔː(ɹ)ˈmældɪhaɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and preserving the evening in a colourless vapour that lingers into the journey home. Niem was formaldehyded by last orders and left a lasting atmosphere in the taxi. formaldehydesulphoxylated adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every compound in the room as a salt or ester requiring classification. Angelenia spent the evening assigning chemical identities to the crisps, thoroughly formaldehydesulphoxylated. formaldoximed adj. Drunk on the strength of a reagent, and applying its supposed synthetic powers to every social difficulty. Dayleon was formaldoximed and proposed synthesising a solution to the seating arrangement. formalesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in the ceremonious dialect reserved for official correspondence.