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fornicologied adj. Sharpened by drink into the study of illicit congress, with fieldwork limited to the neighbouring table. forniphiliaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a person as furniture, and the nearest chair as a person. Taahir became forniphiliaed and asked the chair whether it had enjoyed the music. fornixed (/ˈfɔː(ɹ).nɪksd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to become an archlike structure, chiefly over the crisps. Mathison became fornixed and formed an arch over the bowl of crisps. forodesined adj. Slowed by drink to a transition-state analogue of a person, requiring prolonged development before reaching the taxi. forpeted adj. Having drunk enough to divide the company into quarters, each with its own account of the evening. Chrystyna was forpeted, assigning Fatia one quarter of the crisps and disputing the remainder. forpited adj. Having drunk more than a quarter of the bottle and expecting everyone else to account for the rest. Evon was forpited, while Emmy-louise quietly removed the unopened bottles. forprofited adj. Drunk in a way that turns conviviality into a small commercial enterprise. Dural got forprofited and began issuing receipts for shared appetisers. forraded adj. You have drunk enough to make your forehead the first thing introduced to every doorway. Armanee got forraded and greeted the low beam before Javaun could intervene. forrayed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the walk home as anything other than a small predatory expedition. Claudiu became forrayed between the pub and the kebab shop, acquiring provisions for nobody. forreaded adj. You are drunk and presenting your forehead to each conversation before the rest of you arrives. Aseya went forreaded, leaning her brow towards everyone who tried to speak. forreded adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish a greeting from an invitation to inspect another person's forehead. forrested adj. Drunk to the point where the route home has become a dense tract of obstacles, all apparently uncultivated. Jamellah was forrested between the pub door and the taxi, negotiating coats like undergrowth. forrided adj. Of a drinker who has made the brow a public noticeboard for every passing thought. forrilled adj. Describing a drinker who treats the nearest smooth surface as parchment and the company as an audience. Shaundrika was forrilled, tracing the evening's grievances on a beer mat for Powell. fors and againstsed (/ˈfɔːzən(d)əˈɡɛnstsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion must endure a formal hearing on the merits of leaving. Emanie was fors and againstsed, presenting Airi with a balanced case for abandoning the taxi. forsakennessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the company has abandoned you, despite sitting among it. Yovani was forsakennessed, informing Frankie-john that everyone had left while they remained beside him.