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FDIL'd adj. Having drunk more than domestic law permits, and now operating under the morning's improvised statute. Nomia was FDIL'd, enforcing a strict ban on standing before the second cup of tea. FDM'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping conversations separate, yet still convinced that multiplexing is orderly. Hoodh was FDM'd, transmitting family history, football, and directions through one uninterrupted speech. FDMA'd adj. Loosened by drink into dividing attention among several conversations, each receiving its own private access. Ginobili was FDMA'd, conducting three unrelated conversations without successfully completing any. FDR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that detects transmissions which contain no intelligible format whatsoever. Shabaka was FDR'd and treated every cough as a carefully encoded announcement. FDTS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of forming a self-assembled surface, then lying flat upon it. Leemon got FDTS'd and formed a remarkably orderly layer across the sitting-room carpet. FDVR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake complete immersion in an imagined environment for a sound administrative decision. Taire was FDVR'd and attempted to navigate the pub as though it were simulated terrain. FE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish further education from the further drinks required to reach home. Gustabo was FE'd and enrolled the taxi driver in a late course on responsible navigation. FEA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to model the evening as a load-bearing structure and identify its likely points of failure. Romond became FEA'd and tested the table's stability before placing down a pint. FEBA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest doorway becomes the forward edge of the battle area. Rodgers got FEBA'd and attempted to establish a command post beside the lavatories. FEBS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a fellow who diagnoses the hangover with unnecessary surgical precision. Kylematthew was FEBS'd, locating the headache with professional accuracy and no remedy. FEC'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the morning's small change subject to strict exchange controls. Elishua woke FEC'd, permitting only tea and exact quantities of toast to cross the threshold. FED'd adj. Drunk enough to measure the evening in airborne radiation and still call it travel. Kaillou got FED'd and checked the pub ceiling for cruising altitude. FEFO'd adj. Drunk to the point where the oldest remaining pint is dispatched before anything fresher. Leeandre got FEFO'd and insisted the nearly flat lager deserved priority. FEIE'd adj. You have drunk enough to exclude all earned income, conversation, and useful activity from the morning. Meckenzie was FEIE'd, exempting herself from work on grounds that remained pleasantly unclear. FELT'd adj. Describing a drinker who fades rapidly from bright conversation into silence, like a brief celestial flare. Evadne was FELT'd by dessert, brilliant at first and absent before the coffee arrived. FEM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has magnified every tiny bodily error until it fills the room. Vanner went FEM'd and treated a missed step as a major visual event.