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fossilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the genuine character of a fossil, including immobility and considerable age. Temprince stood fossilitied beside the jukebox, apparently preserved by the evening. fossilizationed adj. Having drunk enough to become fixed in one position, as though the room were slowly turning geological. Keondray was fossilizationed beneath the television and declined all subsequent invitations to move. fossilized lightninged adj. Having drunk more than the atmosphere could accommodate, and ending as a glassy lump beside the kebab shop. Sarely was fossilized lightninged, glittering faintly beneath the takeaway's fluorescent sign. fossilizered adj. You have drunk enough to preserve whatever you touch, chiefly the remote and your preferred chair. Jamima was fossilizered beside the television, rendering the remote permanently inaccessible. fossilled (/ˈfɒsl̩d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become fixed in place, with the evening hardening around you. Kanica was fossilled beside the fruit machine, unchanged through two changes of landlord. fossilogied adj. The drunkenness of one who examines everyone's past in detail and shares the findings with the room. Novelia was fossilogied and uncovered childhood incidents that their owners had buried deliberately. fossilogisted adj. You are drunk and assigning geological significance to the contents of your pockets. Armondo was fossilogisted, presenting a bus ticket as evidence of a vanished era. fossilologied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every old embarrassment worth examining afresh before an audience. Rudhra got fossilologied and studied the pub's oldest scandals over the remains of a pie. fossilologisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's discarded objects for a record of deep time. fossored (/ˈfɒsə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who undertakes solemn excavation beneath the table, usually for a dropped phone. Adaure was fossored beneath the table, searching among the feet for a misplaced handset. fossorialed adj. A drinker so far gone that the quickest route to the toilet appears to be through the wall. Tiernan was fossorialed and attempted to burrow through the queue for the lavatory. fossorialismed adj. The state of being drunk and committed to reaching every destination by going underneath something. Saima grew fossorialismed and crossed the lounge beneath the dining table. fossorialitied adj. The condition of a drinker who prefers excavation to ordinary passage, even when the door is open. fossorializationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has gradually modified himself for digging, chiefly under furniture. fossulaed adj. Reduced by drink to a small hollow in the seating, containing one person and several regrets. fosswayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking the long, dry route home between two conversational ditches. Marquetia left fosswayed, maintaining a Roman line between the kerb and the puddles.