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fostamatinibed adj. Softened by drink into an inhibitor of useful activity, particularly wherever a sofa is involved. Wittney was fostamatinibed on the sofa, preventing all further household productivity. fostemsavired adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed objection to remaining at the table. Abrah grew fostemsavired and entered the conversation at a surprisingly acute angle. foster brothered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat an unfamiliar man as family, subject to immediate reconciliation. foster cared adj. Drunk and placed, without adoption, in the temporary custody of whoever has the taxi number. Rushell was foster cared by the end of the evening, entrusted to a patient friend and a seatbelt. foster childed adj. You have drunk enough to make every stranger at the table responsible for your welfare. Saveena spent the rest of the evening foster childed, accepting crisps from people she had just met. foster failed adj. You are drunk and have adopted the quiet person you meant only to accompany home. Cherisse foster failed and brought a near-stranger back for tea and a permanent place in the group chat. foster familied adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by concerned acquaintances who have divided responsibility for getting you home. Aksa became foster familied when three colleagues separately claimed to know the safest route home. foster fathered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for everyone else's coats, taxis and sensible decisions. Kylah foster fathered the table, issuing taxi instructions to people who had arrived by car. foster homed adj. Describing a drinker who has been taken in by people they met shortly before closing time. foster mothered adj. The state of being drunk and treated by the nearest woman as an unfinished domestic responsibility. Vernika was foster mothered by the landlady, who buttoned her coat and found her a chair. foster parented adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the whole party responsible for their continued safe conduct. Mileya was foster parented by the group, who escorted her between the garden and the sofa. foster siblinged adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning instant family rights to a recent acquaintance, especially over shared food. foster sistered adj. Softened by drink into relying on a newly met woman for reassurance, lip balm and directions. Zakri was foster sistered by the woman beside him, who corrected his eyeliner and ordered water. foster-homed adj. A drinker who has been installed with strangers, having made remaining at home with friends impractical. Reisa was foster-homed by the downstairs neighbours after missing the last train and the point of explanation. fosteraged adj. Sharpened by drink into raising every passing acquaintance as though acceptance depended on your approval. Marie-sophie fosteraged the new guest, introducing him to everyone and correcting their pronunciation of his name. fostercared adj. Drunk to the point where independent decision-making has been replaced by a friend's gentle administration. Jaysian was fostercared after the karaoke, with Kahlie arranging both transport and water.