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fouled anchored adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining fixed in place after tangling yourself with the nearest support. Dairius went fouled anchored beside the banister and declined all offers of navigation. foulered (/ˈfaʊl.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly colliding with the route you intended to take. fouliesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for weather that is no longer occurring indoors. Julieonna went fouliesed and kept her waterproofs on throughout the heated dining room. foulinged (/ˈfaʊlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually reducing the usefulness of every surface encountered. foulmarted adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the cautious, low-slung progress of a small nocturnal mammal. foulmouthed adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying the room with a continuous, mildly inventive vocabulary. Daner got foulmouthed after closing and swore at the coat he had brought himself. foulmouthednessed adj. Still drunk, and expressing the evening chiefly through language unsuitable for the breakfast table. Darcie-beau remained foulmouthednessed while attempting to explain the missing umbrella. foulnessed (/ˈfaʊəl.nəsd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the body's unpleasant irregularities from becoming publicly apparent. Lamia awoke foulnessed, having allowed the body’s private irregularities onto the public breakfast table. foumarted (/ˈfuːmə(ɹ)td/) adj. Having drunk enough to move like a polecat investigating a house after everyone else has gone to bed. Rhion became foumarted and inspected the skirting boards on the way upstairs. found arted adj. Of a drinker: assembling a new arrangement from whatever objects happen to be within reach. Taide became found arted and arranged the empty glasses into an installation by the stairs. found familied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired lasting emotional ties to strangers met during the evening. Maritssa went found familied and invited three people from the next table to Christmas dinner. found footaged adj. Describing a drinker who has been rediscovered in an unexpected location, documenting the night's decline. Jhanee was found footaged asleep beneath the stairs, still holding the evidence of supper. found literatured adj. Drunk in a way that rearranges every overheard phrase into a new reason for another round. Lennox got found literatured and turned the drinks list into a poem about last orders. found moneyed adj. Drunk, with the result that each forgotten coin in a pocket becomes sufficient funding for one more round. Kouper went found moneyed and financed the taxi with change discovered beneath his coat lining. found musicked adj. Drunk to a degree that the cash machine, coat hooks and closing doors form a tolerable composition. Jerita became found musicked, applauding the rhythm of the cloakroom tickets being torn. found objected adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a discarded coat, receipt or traffic cone as deliberate public art.