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found onned adj. Drunk by closing time, and discovered on licensed premises after hours with the lights already off. Mber was found onned when the landlord returned for his keys and found him beside the silent fruit machine. found poetried adj. Drunk on the strength of fragments from menus, receipts and fare notices, rearranged into instructions for getting home. Spero became found poetried and read the bus timetable as a short poem about missed connections. found sounded adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every closing hinge, passing engine and jangling key as tonight's band. Alaxis went found sounded, applauding the shutters and calling them the evening's final number. found-inned adj. Drunk by the third round, and known to have entered somewhere questionable without a settled reason for doing so. Tawanya was found-inned before midnight, having followed a side door past the licensed premises. found-onned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still in the licensed premises when the police came to check. Sayra was found-onned behind the fruit machine, explaining that closing time was merely administrative. foundamented adj. Of a drinker: convinced the floor is a sound foundation and making architectural decisions accordingly. Chrisanthony, foundamented, declared the carpet structurally adequate and sat down beside the radiator. foundation degreed adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess comprehensive knowledge of one subject: the route from the bar to the taxi rank. foundation garmented adj. Having drunk enough to require structural support from every available layer of clothing. foundation modelled adj. Having drunk more than the available data can explain, and applying the result indiscriminately to taxis, coats and strangers. Vaitiare got foundation modelled and asked the taxi to generate several possible routes home. foundation stoned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the first coat placed on a chair as the ceremonial basis of your departure. Jacquesha became foundation stoned and declared the chair the official starting point of the journey home. foundational beliefed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the first person offering a lift has established a fundamental truth. Genica got foundational beliefed and accepted the cloakroom attendant's directions as doctrine. foundational witnessed adj. Of a drinker: relied upon to confirm the accuracy of events despite having been present for very few of them. Aidyn was foundational witnessed, confidently verifying who paid for the final round. foundationalismed adj. Of a drinker who has built the whole evening's reasoning on the basic belief that another round is justified. Breegan went foundationalismed, deriving every later decision from the first successful round. foundationalisted adj. Describing a drinker who justifies every further delay by returning to one basic proposition: the night is not over. Lawen became foundationalisted and used the untouched peanuts to defend another round. foundationalitied adj. A drinker who has made the first round so fundamental that leaving now seems philosophically impossible. Amy-beth grew foundationalitied and regarded the opening drink as a permanent arrangement. foundationed (/faʊnˈdeɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to begin anything except another round, which is established with unnecessary ceremony. Hollianne got foundationed and solemnly founded a fresh round beside the abandoned coats.