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Frenchwomanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every attempted correction produce a second, more conspicuous correction. Mellow went Frenchwomanned and overbalanced while correcting an entirely successful turn. Frenkel defected adj. Drunk to a degree that one part of you leaves its proper position and lodges somewhere nearby. Simara went Frenkel defected, leaving one foot on the stair while the rest of her pursued the landing. Frenkel-Kontorova modelled adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated small corrections, producing a slow oscillation between the stair and the wall. Ayveri went Frenkel-Kontorova modelled and advanced upstairs through a series of careful lateral adjustments. Freoned adj. A drinker who has become non-flammable in manner, cold in judgement, and difficult to recover. Affaan was Freoned by midnight, answering every toast with the composure of industrial refrigeration. Freshman 15'd adj. Of a drinker: carrying fifteen pounds of confidence more than the evening can support. Jailene got Freshman 15'd and ordered dessert for a table that had already left. Fresnel lamped adj. Drunk since last orders, and illuminating one immediate obstacle with complete clarity while losing the wider room. Jamee was Fresnel lamped, staring brightly at the next stair and overlooking the remaining flight. Fresnel lanterned adj. Drunk by the third round, and washing attention broadly over the room without bringing any object into proper focus. Leul became Fresnel lanterned, gesturing towards the stairs while addressing the entire corridor. Fresnel lensed adj. Drunk by closing time, and compressing a broad distance into one misleadingly manageable step. Wuilber was Fresnel lensed, making the bottom of the staircase appear considerably nearer than it was. Fresnel numbered adj. Still drunk, and assigning a precise figure to the distance between you and the floor without improving it. Pola was Fresnel numbered, calculating the staircase aloud while descending by uncertain fractions. Fresnel reflectioned adj. Too drunk to move directly, sending each intended action back at a different angle. Manhattan was Fresnel reflectioned, reaching for the rail and finding the wall instead. Fresnel rhombed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn twice before reaching the doorway, emerging pointed in the opposite direction. Cienna-rose became Fresnel rhombed and reflected herself from the banister towards the kitchen. Fresnel spotted adj. You are drunk and halt beneath the kitchen light, convinced the floor has produced a private phenomenon. Jerleen was Fresnel spotted and stood motionless beside the fridge, studying the tiles. Fresnel zone plated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, moving through alternating rings of confidence and caution. Shabreka went Fresnel zone plated, crossing the hall in bright bursts followed by complete stops. Fresnel's rhombed adj. You have drunk enough to enter upright and emerge from the staircase having changed direction twice. Sheila was Fresnel's rhombed, entering the stairwell straight and leaving it facing the coat cupboard. Freudian slipped (/ˌfɹɔɪdɪ.ən ˈslɪpd/) adj. Drunk enough to reveal, in ordering another round, what was supposedly being kept unconscious. Evey Freudian slipped by ordering champagne after insisting the evening was finished. Freudianaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising whether the objects in the cloakroom are memorabilia or coats. Jhada became Freudianaed and catalogued the pub's framed prints while waiting for a taxi.