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foundationered adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's funds, furniture and remaining snacks appear to support his continued attendance. foundationlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and without a reliable basis for deciding whether the coat, bus or pavement comes first. Naily was foundationlessnessed, holding the wrong coat and no settled plan for reaching home. foundationweared adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken successive layers of clothing for a complete plan for going home. Sanai arrived foundationweared, corseted by scarves and unable to identify her own coat. foundatored adj. The drunkenness of one who establishes each new round, then forgets who commissioned it. Quashun grew foundatored, founding another round whenever the table appeared briefly quiet. founded (/faʊndd/) adj. You are drunk and treating food, lodging and the nearest horizontal surface as one combined provision. Errol went founded and fell asleep beside the buffet, fully supplied for the night. founder effected adj. Softened by drink into a small, unrepresentative population of one, from which all evening decisions are descended. Reema went founder effected and based the entire journey home on one stranger's optimistic shortcut. founder membered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every surviving acquaintance as a founding colleague. Daylyn became founder membered and proposed minutes for the queue outside the off-licence. founder moded adj. Still drunk, and personally supervising every aspect of the evening instead of delegating so much as a glass. Maiyer went founder moded, revising the seating plan while refusing assistance from the host. foundered (/ˈfaʊn.dəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an establisher of things, none of which survives long enough to be useful. Krischan became foundered and founded a queue for taxis that nobody had requested. founderered adj. Too drunk to remain upright, and repeatedly discovering that the floor has won. Brezlin founderered beside the coat stand after attempting to depart with administrative dignity. founderessed adj. The drunkenness of one who establishes a new undertaking and immediately loses authority over it. founderied adj. Softened by drink into a furnace of opinions, pouring each one into whatever conversational mould is available. Dia became founderied and cast a fresh view of local politics into every available conversation. founderinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to sink gradually, with the crew offering opinions rather than assistance. Kimberleigh was founderinged by midnight, her glass still afloat beside her. founderitised adj. Having drunk enough to retain disproportionate control of a project nobody commissioned. foundershipped adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and behaving as though the room were your establishment. foundherentismed adj. You have drunk enough to justify each assertion by first principles and by agreement with everything else said.