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four of a kinded
four-and-nined
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four of a kinded
adj.
Slowed by drink to regard four matching cards as an administrative certainty.
Klarrissa went
four of a kinded
and sorted the same rank into every pile.
four oh foured
adj.
Drunk to the point where every obvious instruction appears technically unavailable.
Anautica went
four oh foured
and searched the marked door for further guidance.
four on the floored
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and keeping a steady beat with both feet under the table.
Aloah was
four on the floored
, tapping time beneath the bench while ordering another bitter.
four one oned
adj.
Drunk enough to provide information before discovering what anyone wanted to know.
Clinesha became
four one oned
and supplied directions to three unrelated destinations.
four penny nailed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every conversation is fixed firmly in place and difficult to remove.
Arleaner became
four penny nailed
and kept Jolynda beside the jukebox for forty minutes.
four pipsed
adj.
Drunk past the point of believing four aces make every proposed venture sensible.
four score and tenned
adj.
Drunk beyond the point of mistaking an evening's confidence for a complete human lifespan.
Yoshiyuki went
four score and tenned
and began dividing his remaining years among strangers.
four squared
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes every conversation a competitive return to your own corner.
Trisia became
four squared
and bounced each suggestion back into someone else's argument.
four thieves' vinegared
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a household remedy seem adequate for every ill-advised decision.
four treasures of the studied
adj.
Drunk on the strength of believing brush, ink, paper and stone qualify you to master calligraphy.
Lamere became
four treasures of the studied
and corrected everyone's handwriting with a napkin.
four twentied
adj.
Drunk to the extent of entrusting the evening to two sails, one hull and no practical judgement.
four winds hatted
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and wearing every available solution to the same minor problem.
four-accelerationed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and changing direction with increasing certainty but no discernible cause.
four-ale barred
adj.
Too drunk to leave a cheap public house without first proposing improvements to its entire business.
Staccato became
four-ale barred
and redesigned the bar's accounts on the back of a receipt.
four-aled
adj.
Still drunk, and making grand arrangements on the strength of an exceedingly cheap pint.
Seroba remained
four-aled
and ordered furniture for a flat not yet rented.
four-and-nined
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake a cheap hat for the finishing touch to a serious undertaking.
Detroy went
four-and-nined
and wore the bargain hat to negotiate a contract.
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