four of a kinded
four-and-nined

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four of a kinded adj. Slowed by drink to regard four matching cards as an administrative certainty. Klarrissa went four of a kinded and sorted the same rank into every pile. four oh foured adj. Drunk to the point where every obvious instruction appears technically unavailable. Anautica went four oh foured and searched the marked door for further guidance.
four on the floored adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping a steady beat with both feet under the table. Aloah was four on the floored, tapping time beneath the bench while ordering another bitter. four one oned adj. Drunk enough to provide information before discovering what anyone wanted to know. Clinesha became four one oned and supplied directions to three unrelated destinations. four penny nailed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is fixed firmly in place and difficult to remove. Arleaner became four penny nailed and kept Jolynda beside the jukebox for forty minutes. four pipsed adj. Drunk past the point of believing four aces make every proposed venture sensible. four score and tenned adj. Drunk beyond the point of mistaking an evening's confidence for a complete human lifespan. Yoshiyuki went four score and tenned and began dividing his remaining years among strangers. four squared adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation a competitive return to your own corner. Trisia became four squared and bounced each suggestion back into someone else's argument. four thieves' vinegared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a household remedy seem adequate for every ill-advised decision. four treasures of the studied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing brush, ink, paper and stone qualify you to master calligraphy. Lamere became four treasures of the studied and corrected everyone's handwriting with a napkin. four twentied adj. Drunk to the extent of entrusting the evening to two sails, one hull and no practical judgement. four winds hatted adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing every available solution to the same minor problem. four-accelerationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and changing direction with increasing certainty but no discernible cause. four-ale barred adj. Too drunk to leave a cheap public house without first proposing improvements to its entire business. Staccato became four-ale barred and redesigned the bar's accounts on the back of a receipt. four-aled adj. Still drunk, and making grand arrangements on the strength of an exceedingly cheap pint. Seroba remained four-aled and ordered furniture for a flat not yet rented.
four-and-nined adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a cheap hat for the finishing touch to a serious undertaking. Detroy went four-and-nined and wore the bargain hat to negotiate a contract.