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four-wheel drived adj. The state of being drunk and propelled by all four limbs towards a chair. Baili was four-wheel drived by the time the taxi arrived, using hands and knees for propulsion. four-wheelered adj. Reduced by drink to a horse-drawn conveyance, dignified in outline and unable to negotiate the front step. Trayana became four-wheelered and required guidance through the narrow space beside the umbrella stand. four-wheelinged adj. Softened by drink into off-roading across the carpet, despite the complete absence of terrain. Jordanalexander was four-wheelinged, taking the rug's edge as a demanding countryside track. fourballed adj. Loosened by drink into a team of four opinions, each playing its own shot at once. Mocha became fourballed and argued both sides of the matter with assistance from the table. fourberied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an archaic deceit, requiring several minutes to conceal the missing crisps. Sosa was fourberied, hiding the empty bowl beneath a napkin with antique solemnity. fourbled adj. Drunk and assembled from four joints, each of which has its own view of the evening. fourchetted (/fɔːˈʃɛtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every forked arrangement in the room appears personally significant. fourdriniered adj. Drunk enough to produce a continuous roll of explanations, none suitable for printing. Wi was fourdriniered, issuing an uninterrupted paper trail of reasons for missing the last train. foured (/fɔː(r)d/) adj. Drunk enough to count the same four objects repeatedly, with increasing distrust of arithmetic. Bralin was foured by breakfast, recounting the spoons whenever one went missing. fourflushered adj. Drunk by the third round, and bluffing about having put the water on. fourfolded (/ˈfɔːfəʊldd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary dimensions, yet still able to make a neat square of the napkin. Domas was fourfolded, insisting that the small table possessed a higher algebraic destiny. fourfoldnessed adj. Of a drinker: dividing the company into four equal factions, each requiring separate reassurance. fourgied (/ˈfoʊɹd͡ʒid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary breakfast into an improbably crowded arrangement. Zahar woke fourgied, finding the sofa occupied by several people and no convincing explanation. fourgonned adj. Of a drinker who has turned the departing party into a French baggage wagon, with passengers and luggage arbitrarily allocated. fourgramed adj. Describing a drinker who addresses every four-word sequence as though it were evidence in a case. fourhandednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that two hands no longer suffice for greeting everyone who has arrived. Khemari became fourhandednessed and attempted to shake Carrey's hand twice at once.