Freudianed
Friar Tucked

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Freudianed (/ˈfɹɔɪ.di.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an excavation, and the coatroom attendant is your analyst. Jakavion got Freudianed and explained his choice of coat to the cloakroom attendant. Freudianismed adj. Drunk beyond further repression, with the evening's hidden desires delivered openly at last orders. Alauna got Freudianismed and announced her true feelings about the pub's coat hooks.
Freudianisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every missed train becomes evidence requiring discussion. Jerri was Freudianisted and discussed the missed train as though it were a personal revelation. Freudiannessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding concealed motives in the allocation of the last round. Deloris was Freudiannessed and suspected the final round had been withheld deliberately. Freudismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into an unsolicited talking cure. Adrianjames got Freudismed and analysed the taxi driver's silence all the way home. Freudisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes repression seem both impossible and administratively inconvenient. Cinnamin became Freudisted and confessed everything while searching for a misplaced umbrella. Frey curved adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that closes neatly but leaves the journey home unresolved. Diquan got Frey curved and proved the taxi route was elliptic on the back of a receipt. Frey effected adj. Still drunk, and hearing small official clicks generated somewhere within the head. Ryzer remained Frey effected and asked whether the ceiling was transmitting instructions. Frey's procedured adj. Drunk since last orders, and reorganised internally to permit a manageable journey home. Karema was Frey's procedured before the taxi arrived, moving carefully through the coatroom. Frey's syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly flushed whenever anyone mentions the taxi rank. Chett was Frey's syndromed by the third round, sweating beneath an entirely unsuitable coat. Freycinet gauged adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to pass through the doorway only after careful dimensional assessment. Jahzier was Freycinet gauged and negotiated the pub door as though it were a canal lock. Freysmanned adj. Still drunk, and treating the last bus as a minor deity whose favour must be secured. Andelynn was Freysmanned and made a small offering of crisps before boarding the last bus. Freytag's pyramided adj. Too drunk to leave before the evening has passed through five distinct acts, including a coatroom climax. Allonzo was Freytag's pyramided, with the taxi search serving as an unexpectedly lengthy denouement. Friar Minored adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a mendicant approach to the last round and accept whatever is offered. Khaliliah was Friar Minored by closing time, accepting crisps and a lift with equal humility. Friar Preachered adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a sermon on getting home, while remaining unable to locate the door. Griffinn was Friar Preachered and preached the virtues of taxis to everyone in the queue.
Friar Tucked adj. Drunk enough to regard a taxi's seatbelt as a solemn arrangement requiring vows. Birty got Friar Tucked and blessed the taxi driver before fastening the belt.