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fowlerited adj. Of a drinker: mineral in composure, pinkish in aspect, and containing more zinc than discretion. Cormac stood fowlerited beside the radiator, dense, rosy, and chemically unpersuasive. fowlhoused adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken any enclosed domestic space for proper hen accommodation. Iylaa became fowlhoused and tucked herself beneath the dining table. fowlicidinned adj. A drinker who has become an antimicrobial peptide in theory, if not in observable conduct. Austan went fowlicidinned and attempted to disinfect the table with lager. fowling pieced adj. The state of being drunk and furnished, metaphorically, for the indiscriminate pursuit of small birds. Chakeya was fowling pieced, carrying a breadstick as though it were an obsolete firearm. fowlinged (/ˈfaʊlɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening resembles an unsuccessful expedition after wild birds. Jaunte became fowlinged and pursued a paper napkin across the restaurant. fowlkinded adj. The condition of a drinker who has mentally assembled all birds into one regrettably familiar category. Daizsa went fowlkinded and addressed the gulls, pigeons, and sparrows as one nation. fowlpoxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the patchy, affronted appearance of diseased poultry. Jenniah looked fowlpoxed beneath the pub's unforgiving lights. fowlpoxvirused adj. Reduced by drink to a carrier of an obscure poultry affliction, with no useful symptoms beyond solemnity. Covington went fowlpoxvirused and spent the taxi ride discussing viral transmission. fowlyarded adj. Softened by drink into an enclosure for domesticated fowl, with little remaining room for dignity. Madie became fowlyarded on the sofa, accommodating cushions as though they were hens. fowrahed adj. Reduced by drink to using a large hoe as though it were the proper implement for clearing a path home. fox bolted adj. Emboldened by drink to fasten the impossible, using confidence where a split-ended fitting would be required. Robel fox bolted the impossible arrangement with confidence, ignoring the absent split-ended fitting. fox callered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a woodland signal awaiting an answer that will not come. Cayden-jay became fox callered and issued one mournful whistle towards the car park. fox cubbed adj. Drunk and reduced to the inquisitive, unsteady sociability of a young fox. Agda went fox cubbed and investigated every handbag beneath the table. fox evilled adj. Drunk past the point of retaining hair, dignity, or a plausible explanation for either loss. Bettejo arrived fox evilled, her hat secure but her remaining arrangements less so. fox eyed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary visual discipline, regarding the room with a narrowed and theatrically sidelong gaze. Raycin went fox eyed and assessed the barman as though he concealed important evidence. fox fired adj. Drunk to the point where rotting timber appears to offer useful illumination and immediate strategic guidance. Khloemae got fox fired and led Dace towards a glowing log behind the pub.