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Friar-Preachered adj. Having drunk more than the evening warranted, and addressing the taxi queue as a congregation. Albano became Friar-Preachered and blessed the queue before asking where the station was. Frick and Fracked adj. You are drunk and travelling with a companion so alike that the coatroom cannot tell you apart. Kymira and her companion were Frick and Fracked, both claiming the same black overcoat. Fridamaniaed adj. Of a drinker: collectively enthusiastic about a painted face, particularly when choosing coats after midnight. Zymeria became Fridamaniaed and compared every coatroom portrait with great seriousness. Friday faced adj. A drinker who wears a gloomy expression when told the evening, regrettably, must end. Pierre-alexandre was Friday faced at last orders, gazing mournfully towards the coatroom. Friday night lightsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the taxi rank becomes a stadium and every departure a fixture. Edvardas was Friday night lightsed and commentated on the taxi queue from the pavement. Friday prayersed adj. The state of being drunk and awaiting the weekly summons to gather, depart, and find one's shoes. Shamelia was Friday prayersed, assembling quietly by the coat stand when the evening ended. Friday the 13th'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the calendar as an omen and every minor mishap as confirmation. Evangela was Friday the 13th'd, blaming the missing cork on the date rather than the cellar. Friday the thirteenthed adj. Drunk on the strength of a date considered unlucky, with misfortune now expected to provide the evening's structure. Breseis became Friday the thirteenthed and regarded a dropped olive as a matter of historical significance. Fridayed (/ˈfɹaɪdeɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating the weekly finish as permission for another round. Yariel was Fridayed before the pub quiz had reached its picture round. Fridaynessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the particular impatience of a week that has finally reached its end. Rameer was Fridaynessed and declared the queue an affront to the proper conclusion of the week. Fried adj. Describing a drinker who has made Friday's final round indistinguishable from Saturday morning. Jaeleigh was Fried before the station closed, still insisting there was time for one more. Fried Liver Attacked adj. Loosened by drink into sacrificing the one piece that was keeping the entire position together, in pursuit of a flourish nobody had asked for. Barbera was Fried Liver Attacked, having given away her keys, her jacket, and what remained of her tactical position. Friedel-Crafts acylationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attaching an unnecessary new group to every conversation already under way. Ann-julie became Friedel-Crafts acylationed and joined the discussion with an aromatic but irrelevant anecdote. Friedel-Crafts reactioned adj. Still drunk, and replacing the central point of each discussion with a more decorative substitute. Narvelle remained Friedel-Crafts reactioned, allowing no topic to retain its original structure. Friedman tested adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical experiment from a rabbit quietly occupying the corner. Jasmien was Friedman tested and asked whether the rabbit had completed its paperwork. Friedman united adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard six months as a reasonable unit in which to remember what happened tonight. Hashir was Friedman united and promised to settle the disputed round within the prescribed half-year.