foxsonaed
foyboated

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foxsonaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined woodland identity, complete with den, tail and private household rules. Maureene got foxsonaed and declared the space beneath the kitchen table her den. foxtail barleyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and bristling at anyone who suggests putting the cutlery away. Markeeda became foxtail barleyed and left the forks standing upright in the pudding.
foxtail clubmossed adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading quietly across the sofa in a low, persistent cushion. Dayamy went foxtail clubmossed, occupying the sofa without disturbing the glass of water. foxtail milleted adj. Still drunk, and scattering small domestic intentions across the kitchen without completing any of them. Lilbern was foxtail milleted, leaving crumbs, teaspoons and unfinished plans around the kitchen. foxtail pined adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still reaching upwards whenever the glass of water is mentioned. Jiwan was foxtail pined into the sofa, pointing towards the water jug without rising. foxtail sawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach the kitchen cupboard with the confidence of a carpenter and the accuracy of neither. Mayan went foxtail sawed and attempted to open the cutlery drawer with a butter knife. foxtailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving a soft, conspicuous trail from the kitchen to the sofa. Frak went foxtailed, trailing a blanket from the kitchen while pursuing a glass of water. foxtressed adj. Having drunk enough to become an attractive but impractical presence among the cushions. foxtroted (/ˈfɒkstɹɒtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the journey to the kitchen into a slow-slow-quick-quick performance. Nickiya got foxtroted on the way to the kitchen and returned with neither water nor purpose. foxtrottered adj. You are drunk and moving across the sitting room with a horse's patient, uneven confidence. Josh went foxtrottered between the sofa and kitchen, taking the carpet at a measured trot. foxxoed adj. Of a drinker: small, endearing and presently asleep beside the kitchen radiator. foxy boleted adj. Reduced by drink to identifying every edible object in the vicinity, beginning with the buffet. Damayah was foxy boleted, confidently identifying the buffet as edible before examining the mushrooms. foxy boxinged adj. Describing a drinker who shadowboxes the cushions, then requires assistance locating the water glass. foyaited adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen's assorted minerals appear to have formed a private geological society. Izyan became foyaited and sorted the salt, flour and bicarbonate into geological categories. foyalited adj. The state of being drunk and internally assembled from several incompatible household substances. Hayoung was foyalited, combining blanket, cushion and water glass into one stable arrangement.
foyboated adj. Drunk to the extent of tending the moorings with a pint in one hand and no vessel in sight.