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foyboatmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every departing customer for a vessel requiring assistance. Tomomi got foyboatmanned and began casting imaginary ropes towards the taxi rank. foyed adj. A drinker who, after several rounds, pledges permanent allegiance to the sofa and its water glass. Frica went foyed and swore loyalty to the sofa until someone brought a blanket. foyerred (/ˈfɔɪ.ɝd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting all further business in the entrance hall. Laycie went foyerred and held court beside the pub's umbrella stand. foysonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every pause is filled with an abundance of unnecessary assistance. foysted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a vessel for transporting everyone else's objections home. fozinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and so lacking in spirit that even the crisps seem ambitious. fpdced adj. A drinker who has folded the evening into a small, repeated crochet movement beside the sofa. Caeleb sat fpdced beside the coffee table, making the same careful gesture towards his water. fpmed adj. A drinker who measures the morning's progress in feet per minute, and not many of them. Kalo was fpmed across the kitchen, advancing towards water at a carefully limited pace. fpooned adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to eat stew with an implement that cannot decide what it is. Cartlin arrived fpooned at the supper counter, using the spork as a ceremonial fork. fpsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes whole portions of the conversation disappear without reducing confidence. fqihed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every casual opinion arrive as a formally reasoned judgement. frEGG'd adj. Still drunk, and floating through the bar as a compact cloud of gas with stars forming somewhere within. Narrissa remained frEGG'd, hovering by the optics while the landlord counted the till. fra diavoloed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bowl of tomato sauce as a suitable accompaniment to seafood and an argument. fracased (/ˈfɹækɑːd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can absorb without becoming a noisy, disorderly scrap. fraccinged adj. You are drunk and applying sustained pressure until every quiet conversation gives way beneath you. Hanniya got fraccinged and opened a second front at the next table. fracinged adj. Of a drinker: splitting the evening open under pressure and finding further trouble beneath it. Lamier became fracinged after closing, turning a mild complaint into a full table discussion.