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fracked adj. Having drunk enough to undergo a frac job on the conversation, extracting pressure wherever it is found. Shaelen went fracked and demanded the quiet corner explain itself. frackered adj. You have drunk enough to behave like an organisation employed to force arguments into the bedrock. Shalanta went frackered and pursued the landlord's harmless remark through several geological layers. frackinged (/ˈfɹækɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has bored through every layer of restraint and is now extracting grievances from the foundations. fracktivisted adj. A drinker who opposes extraction in principle but will still extract the last pint from the jug. Kimberley went fracktivisted and objected to the bar's energy policy over bitter. fractabled adj. A drinker so far gone that the decorative ridge of the pub roof appears to be rising to hide the premises. Kamiko became fractabled and praised the gable's coping as an excellent escape route. fractal antennaed adj. The condition of a drinker who receives every conversation in the room, across an unnecessarily broad range. Janayra went fractal antennaed and answered remarks made three tables away. fractal dimensioned adj. Drunk to a degree that every measurement of the room depends on how closely it is inspected. Kelyse became fractal dimensioned and measured the corridor again from the coat stand. fractal response timed adj. Reduced by drink to answering promptly only when the question is repeated at several different scales. Audean became fractal response timed, replying instantly to a shout and slowly to a greeting. fractalisationed adj. Loosened by drink into breaking one ordinary evening into repeating, increasingly unreliable versions of itself. Cristobal went fractalisationed and remembered the same last orders at three separate times. fractalisted adj. Softened by drink into studying the repeating shapes of beer rings on the table. Kerstan went fractalisted and lectured on the self-similarity of spilled stout. fractalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing every pub arrangement repeat itself, table within table. Azriah became fractalitied and arranged the crisps in smaller versions of the bar. fractalizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn one pub anecdote into an endless pattern of smaller, equally certain anecdotes. Meritxell got fractalizationed and expanded a missed bus into a family history. fractalkined adj. Sufficiently drunk to marshal the body's chemical messengers, then forget the message entirely. Kari spent the reception summoning inflammatory signals, then asked where the lavatories were, thoroughly fractalkined. fractalled (/ˈfɹæk.təld/) adj. The state of being drunk and finding the same pub, the same pint, and the same mistake at every scale. Shoshona was fractalled, repeating the evening's argument in successively smaller circles. fractalnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to see self-similarity everywhere, particularly in the remaining sandwiches. fractalysised adj. You have drunk enough to analyse every repetition in the room, including your own return to the bar. Ahmaya grew fractalysised and mapped each trip between the table and the lavatory.